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 Happy New Year!

 

 

I am pretty excited about the new year - - 09 definitely wasn't my

best so looking forward to 10 being better!

 

It looks like I will be putting out an issue every other week and I do

want to thank those of you who support this newsletter!  I am humbled

by your generosity!

 

Yes, I am sick of hearing about Tiger Woods, too, so after this issue

you probably won't see anything else from me on this subject!

 

 Be careful when surfing the Internet.  I have checked EACH link submitted to you and they are in working
order as of this posting.  Always be aware of the risks out there and keep current with your
anti-virus and adware removal software!

If you would like to SIGN UP or BE REMOVED (sure, remove yourself, break my heart
and force me into therapy for life) from this mailing list, please send an email
to me, deb@debsnewsletter.com and your request will be handled promptly.

Kick up your feet and put your problems behind you cause darlin' it's time to ROCK AND ROLL!

and don't forget to buckle your seatbelts, cause it's going to be a wild ride! 

 

 

 

 

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"Yet another triumph. i do not know how you manage to consistently
produce such  a diverse, entertaining, informative, interesting and
funny newsletter on such a regular basis, but i (and i'm sure many,
many others) am eternally grateful that you do. i hope you have a
wonderful christmas and a website crash-free 2010.

hugs and hugs.................... (and even more hugs!)  andy"

afk.ark

 


 

"Hi Debs,

 I'm glad you only got one negative letter.  I don't see anything wrong

with mocking public figures - especially politicians.  They chose

to put themselves in that position.  LOL :) Your newsletters are awesome,

still!!  Keep up the good work, please!

 Hugs, Margee  :)"

mlechyne

 

 

 

"Hi Deb im so happy you are back. I sure did miss you and i love all your Newsletters  i have them all  thank you i just wanted to let you know   huggs and hope you have a great Christmas and a better year ahead you  your Friend JD"

jacksonwiththeaction 

 

"Have a Safe and Happy New Year Deb!!  

Thanks for all the hard work that you do on your newsletter…it is VERY appreciated!

Cari :)"

BlondeAngelEyz

 

"HAPPY NEW YEAR back to ya. lots of hugs and kisses and love to you too. bb"

 BadBob4652

 

"Deb, This is wishing you a very Happy New Year and

keep up the work on this lame Obama.

 

Joe"

jeg923

 

 

 

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HOOSIER-HUNK 

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BADVETTE87

 

 

 

NEW KFC Dinner

 

We are remember the

"Hillary Meal" (small breasts and big thighs)

 

NOW KFC has announced an addition to their chicken dinners:

 

It's called "The Obama Cabinet Bucket"

 

It consists of nothing but left wings and assholes

 

 

 

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 I'm surprised that no one has branded the underwear bomber:

 

"Fruit of the Boom"

 

 

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 New Year's Eve, where

auld acquaintance be forgot.  Unless, of
course, those tests come back positive. 

 

 

Jay Leno

 

 

 

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Disable Minimize and Maximize Animations

I'm a stickler for functionality, and although bells and whistles are nice to look at, if they don't do anything to increase the performance of my computer, I don't want 'em!

For example, Windows 7 has a neat shrinky/growy animation whenever you minimize or maximize a window, but does it really help anything?

Nope.

So let's disable it!

Click Start>Control Panel and navigate to System and Security>System. Click “Advanced System Settings” off to the left.

Under “Performance” click the “Settings” button.

Select the Custom option and un-check the box next to “Animate windows when minimizing and maximizing.”

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Click “OK” and you're done!

Andrew

worldstart.com

 

 

 

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Like Brian Adams, I have fond memories of my
Summer of 69. But I also remember my Spring of BJs,
Autumn of Three-Ways and Doggie-Style Winter.

 

 

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  --==++   News Headlines from the National Probe  ++==--


* Oral Roberts Dead at 91; Brother Anal Roberts in Guarded Condition

* Hustler Magazine Drops Tiger Woods as Spokesperson

* ExxonMobil Buys Natural Gas Firm Taco Bell

* Jolly Fat Man, Eight Reindeer Found Drowned Off Melted Polar Glacier

* Tiger Emphatically Denies Carnal Knowledge of Porn Star #3


 

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     BADVETTE87

 

 

 

 

Since his affairs have come to light, several of Tiger Woods' sponsors

have dropped him.

 

However, Pfizer has decided to sponsor him.  They are making a new

drug call Tiagra.  It's good for 18 holes.

 

 

 

 T T T T T

 

 

 

Women say they want a man who is educated and has a sense of humor, but neither is true.
  My wife was several months pregnant with our first child and we were making careful love
  when I shouted, "From hell's heart I stab at thee, ye damned whale!" Not only did she not
  appreciate the Melville reference or the humor based on juxtaposition of unlike situations,
    she now refuses to talk about any subjects other than alimony and visitation restrictions

 

 

 

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I've been in love with the same man for forty-one years. If my husband finds out,

he'll kill me

 

 

 

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(I still love this joke)

 

 

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
inform the other of the afterlife.  Their biggest fear was that there
was no after life at all.  After a long life together, the husband
was the first to die.  True to his word, he made the first contact,
"Mary... Mary "

"Is that you, Joe?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex.   I have breakfast and
then it's off to the golf course........
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun........... and then have sex
a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp
around the golf course............
then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.
After supper, it's back to golf course again..
Then it's more sex until late at night.
I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"

"Oh, Joe are you in Heaven?"

"No..........I'm a rabbit in Arizona

 

 

 

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 Every time I look in the mirror and see more wrinkles and less hair, I realize that time
         passes very quickly and one must use it wisely. So from this day forward, I pledge to seize
         the day and use my time spreading the word that old-looking bald

guys are hung like horses.

 

 

 

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I don't think Rachael Ray is all that great.
I've never seen her deep throat a cake-
batter-dripping rubber spatula like I can. 

 

T T T T T

 

 

 

HOOSIER-HUNK

 

 

 

DOROTHY

Dorothy and the Wizard of Oz

 

Is 70 years old.

 

Today, if Dorothy were to encounter

Men with no brains, no hearts, and no courage ---

She wouldn't be in Oz ...  She'd be in Congress!!

 

 

 

T T T T T

 

 

 

 

 

Dogs Life Magazine » The Great Escape 

 Backyard escape artists love to figure out ways to break out of their yard, employing all kinds of mental acuity to dig, tunnel or climb to freedom. But dogs that bolt through the front door seem motivated by a different drive — the thrill of the chase.

 

Dog Agility Training | Zoom Room

You can even sign up for a franchise

 

L.A. Laker Love Story Phil Jackson and Jeanie Buss  

I never thought I was a person who would like a little dog,” L.A. Lakers Coach

Phil Jackson says of the 7-year-old Maltese he shares with his girlfriend, L.A. Lakers

Executive Vice President Jeanie Buss. “But she really won me over. She’s a

great dog—she and I have a great relationship. She likes to run down to my bedroom in the

morning and get on my bed and wake me up. She’s been really good for me.”

 

 doggie aficionado - Dog magazine  

True and wonderful stories of people sharing their doggy tales

 

Celebrity Dog Lovers, Martha Stewart, Rachael Ray, Lisa Edlestein

Serious dog lovers!

 

Dog Poison Prevention: Chocolate Toxicity in Dogs

Both milk chocolate and dark chocolate contain toxins called methylxanthines in the form of caffeine and theobromine. Caffeine is a well-known stimulant. Theobromine, a bitter, colorless chemical, increases urine production, relaxes blood vessels, and stimulates the heart. Methylxanthines are also found in coffee, tea, cola, and cocoa bean hulls (landscape bedding).

 

How to measure your dog for clothing, jackets, coats and boots for best fit 

 good-fitting sweater, coat, or boots helps your dog stay warm, so winter walks are more enjoyable for both of you. 

 

 

 

 

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"Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee." Maybe
because nobody *does it* like Sara Lee.

 

 

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World's Shortest Books

(recently revised)

 

 

 

"THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE"

     by Barack Obama

 

 

"OTHER BLACK PEOPLE I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING"  

  by Tiger Woods

 

 

"THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY"

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore

 

 

 

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HOOSIER-HUNK 

 

 

 

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  The Top 16 Things Tiger Woods Is Hiding


16> He's participated in more than his share of foursomes.

15> Satan was coming to collect on his contract and Tiger tried
    to make a run for it.

14> He's addicted to 2 a.m. 7-Eleven runs for Colt 45 and lotto tickets.

13> Suddenly frightened by his receding hairline, he was making
    an emergency Rogaine run.

12> He was aiming his car at Harry Whittington.

11> The incriminating stained green jacket he foolishly refused
    to have cleaned.

10> The misdeeds of his evil twin brother, Schmeldrick.

9> Getting so roughed-up by a hot blonde that he could barely
    drive was actually an item on his Christmas list.

8> Elin finally tired of him asking to "play the back nine."

7> Shamefully, his 3-year-old daughter has yet to break par.

6> Tiger really, really, REALLY hates cypress trees!

5> Despite his mother's repeated warnings over the years, Tiger
    was not wearing clean underwear at the time of the accident.

4> Elin took 5 swings to break the window and free Tiger, but
    wrote down a "4" on the scorecard.

3> Lighten up, people! Who *hasn't* taken out a hydrant or two
    in the frenzied excitement of a 2 a.m. trip to Wal-Mart on Black Friday?

2> Elin confused "Thanksgiving" with the old Swedish tradition
    of "Shanksgiving," hitting your spouse in the face with the
    heel of a golf club.


    and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing Tiger Woods Is Hiding...


1> With the marrying-a-model and driving-into-fixed-objects legs
    completed, Tiger is but a dueling-piano-tour-with-Elton-John
    segment shy of completing his life-quest Billy Joel hat trick.

 

 

T T T T T

 

 

 

 Irony: Just when you finally get limber
enough to go down on yourself, the
yoga teacher kicks you out of class.

 

 

 

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KP1983

 

 

Just one more Christmas toon?

 

 

 

 

 

 

T T T T T

 

 

THIS JUST IN:

 

 

Fox News and CNN have

reported that Elin Nordegren Woods moved to the top of the money list on the

PGA Tour yesterday after 'beating' the world's number one golfer. The news

came after the world's number one golfer inadvertently played several wrong holes...  

 

 

 

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My girlfriend dumped me because I never
took her out to dinner. Well excuse me,
Miss Smartypants, but semen *IS* food.

 

 

T T T T T

 

 

 Stupid puritanical pageant judges.
Licking your own nipples IS TOO a talent!

 

 

T T T T T

 

 

 

harlmilligan

 

 

 

 

 

T T T T T

 

 

 

 When will my ex-father-in-law get it?
Now that the divorce has finally gone
through, I'm an *ex* motherfucker!
You just can't please some people.

 

 

 

T T T T T

 

 

 

"He's great on the court," a sportswriter said of a college
basketball player in a interview with his coach.

"But how's his scholastic work?"

"Why, he makes straight A's," replied the coach.

"Wonderful!" said the sportswriter.

"Yes," agreed the coach, "but his B's are a little crooked."

 

 

 

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I'm not saying she's easy, but her pantyhose has a pet door.

 

 

 

T T T T T

 

 

A fellow was walking along a country road when he came upon a
farmer working in his field. The man called out to the farmer,
"How long will it take me to get to the next town?"

The farmer didn't answer. The guy waited a bit and then started
walking again.

After the man had gone about a hundred yards, the farmer yelled out,
"About 20 minutes."

"Thank you. But why didn't you tell me that when I asked you?"

"Didn't know how fast you could walk."

 

 

 

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 Kahlua Tiramisu


Recipe Summary:

Prep Time: 10 minutesInactive Prep Time: 30 minutes
Yield: 6 servings

12 teaspoons plus 2 tablespoons Kahlua
18 soft lady fingers (available in the packaged-baked-goods section)
1 (8-ounce) container mascarpone cheese, softened
1 tablespoon granulated sugar
3 (4-ounce) containers refrigerated prepared vanilla pudding
6 teaspoons frozen non-dairy whipped topping, thawed
Cocoa powder


Line 6 (1-cup) glass custard cups with plastic wrap. Spoon 2 teaspoons
Kahlua into each cup. Soak 3 lady fingers in each cup, turning to coat both
sides. Arrange lady fingers around sides of cups. Set aside. In a large bowl
whisk mascarpone, sugar, and remaining 2 tablespoons Kahlua until just
smooth. Whisk in pudding. Divide pudding mixture equally among prepared cups
Cover tightly and refrigerate until set, about 30 minutes, or up to 1 day.
Uncover cups. Invert cups onto plates and remove plastic wrap. Top with
whipped topping and sprinkle with cocoa powder just before serving.

 

 

 

T T T T T

 

 

 

Pity the unlucky hermaphrodite,
who must endure not only repeated
mammograms, but also prostate exams.

 

 

 

T T T T T




 

 

Assessing Rheumatoid Arthritis - Risk Factors - Pain Treatments - Condition Management - realage.com

Don't let joint pain stop you. If you're experiencing persistent swelling, stiffness, or pain in your joints, take the free Rheumatoid Arthritis Health Assessment

 

Dr. Nancy:Who is spying on your prescriptions?

I'm not the least bit surprised!  Shame on them!

 

Why Kidneys Collapse Under Pressure | The Dr. Oz Show

The relentless assault of high blood pressure can cause these tireless organs to fail forever. Read how kidney damage stays under the radar for decades.

 

All About Sinus Symptoms - Colds, Allergies, Infections - realage.com

Trouble breathing? Nose running? Head hurting? Become an expert on your sinus symptoms and what you can do to get relief 

 

Sinusitis - RealAge Video

Check out the video from Dr Oz - new treatment

 

When a Headache is Not Just a Headache | ThirdAge Articles

A headache can on rare occasions be the warning sign of a potentially serious disorder that requires immediate medical attention.

 

 

 

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The Top 13 Updated Answers to
                   "Where Do Babies Come From?"

copyright topfive.com chris white


13> "I'll put it this way: Ever seen one of the movie 'Alien'?"

12> "Recycled dead people."

11> "Hell, if I knew that, you wouldn't be here, now, would you?"

10> "From artificially inseminated bohemian ostriches. Now can
     I watch SportsCenter in peace?"

9> "One day your mother was working in the lab, when she was
     bitten by a radioactive baby."

8> "I know this much, son: Mommy tenses up whenever *I* try to go in there."

7> "I personally believe that U.S. American babies are adopted
     from, um, other nations like such as uh, South Africa, and
     uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that
     they should, uh, our babies over here in the US should
     help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able
     to build up our future, for us."

6> "Jesus kicked you out of Heaven because he wanted some quiet."

5> "Mommy texted 'O' to Daddy and he texted back 'O~~~' and nine
     months later you appeared on the cell phone bill."

4> "Just a minute, I'll show you. HONEY, CAN YOU COME IN HERE A MINUTE?"

3> "Every once in a while there's a stem cell that isn't needed for anything else."

2> "When two people love each other very much, one slides his
     foot underneath the partition of the bathroom stall and
     a short time later the policeman delivers him a present."


                and Topfive.com's Number 1 Updated
            Answer to "Where Do Babies Come From?"...


1> "Well-trained dingoes."

 

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 sammy562

 

 

 

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A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that
eat things.

1st little boy says, "Alligator".

"Very good, that's a big word".

2nd boy says, "Predator".

"Yes, that's another big word".

Johnny says, "Vibrator, Miss".

After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That's a big word,
but it doesn't eat anything."

"Well my sister has one and she says it eats batteries!"

 

 

 

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 Matters had progressed to the point where the freshman
and his date were naked in the motel bed when the girl
had a change of heart.


"I suppose you're going to tell me now that you're
waiting for 'Mr. Right'," he said dejectedly.


"That's a silly old romantic notion," laughed the coed.
"I'm just waiting for Mr. Big."

 

 

 

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BillieJo50

Arby's & Dr Pepper Honky Tonk Sweepstakes

You could win a trip for two to the 2010 CMA awards show!

 

Virg297

YouTube - Ray Stevens - We The People - RayStevens.com  

Pretty much says it all !

 

2. Virg297

YouTube - Obama Admits He Is A Muslim#t=28

No surprise, eh?

 

3.  America, Why I Love Her 

Beautiful

 

4.  YouTube - One Nation Under God - Jon McNaughton 

For me -- please watch this

 

Packwhiz.com - Packing list generator

Vacation packing list - never forget your underwear ever again!

 

harlmilligan

YouTube - Top Gear - General Motors hy wire  

 The car of the future - wow 

 

 FL R2D2
YouTube - Billy Dee Williams Tiger Woods Collectible Plates 

LOL!  Be sure an order a set!

 

KP1983

Cherry Meringue Puffs

You can use other flavors if you don't like cherry

 

2.  Asphalt skiing in Switzerland?

 

ENGLANDWINSAGAIN

Jeff Dunham's Videos Page | jeffdunham.com  

 The videos are so funny!!

 

starangel513

*   Best Card Trick Ever  *

WOWOWOW

Don't miss this!

 

 

 

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It was New Year's Eve and my in-laws were up from the bayou.
We were all in the family room watching TV when I leaned into my
wife's ear and whispered, "Would you like me to take everyone out
breakfast in the morning?"

"Oh, that would be wonderful," she said clearly excited.

Her entire family looked at us because they could only hear her
response and not my question.

"Then maybe I can take all the little ones to a movie?"

"Sounds fantastic!" she said genuinely surprised.

Curious, they now stared at us a while.

"Then, how about I fire up the grill for dinner and make some
steaks?"

"Oh, Baby, yes, please I would love that!"

Now they were glaring at us.

I got up and looked each one in the eye, "You gotta love anal sex
on New Year's."


 

 

 

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guffiebaby

 

 

 

guffiebaby

 

 

 

guffiebaby

 

 

 

 

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Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? 

 

 A: Because everybody gets a turn.


 

 

 

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To fuck or not to fuck, that is the question.
And the answer lies somewhere between
the third and fourth glasses of wine.

 

 

 

T T T T T

 

 

 

harlmilligan

 

 

 

 

 

 

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If it weren't for the fact that the TV and the refrigerator are
so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

 

 

 

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Games for Windows - Microsoft Updates Games for Windows

Are words like "Halo" and "Half-life" more familiar to you than "Mom" and "Dad"? Have you killed more Nazis than Harrison Ford? Do you know every single difference between the GeForce GTX 295 and GeForce GTX 285, and think that anyone who doesn't is a loser?

 

Line Rider  

So, I've been playing Line Rider. This game was quite popular a few years ago. And it hasn't lost its shine.The game's premise is simple. You draw lines on a blank canvas. Then, you test your line with a sledding snowman.  You want to get the snowman to the line's end without crashing. That's easier said than done.  You can use different types of ink for your lines. They make the sled go faster or slower. There's even decorative ink, in case you want to add trees.

 

Fantastic Contraption: A fun online physics puzzle game

Physics -- fun?

 

Fishdom: Frosty Splash | Free Online Games | Games.com

If you like the switch 3 games, this one is neat

 

Jeff Dunham's News Page | jeffdunham.com 

I haven't played it - looks kinda fun tho! 

 

 

 

 

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What is it with hairdressers and CIA mind-control conspiracy
theories?  Every beauty shop I walk past, they're putting tinfoil
in their customers' hair.

 

 

 

T T T T T

 

 

 

Following Smith's physical, Dr. Bernard sent his patient a bill. A
month went by without a remittance, so the office sent a reminder
letter, then another bill, and then another reminder letter,
and then another, but no payment came.

Finally he sent Smith a pathetic letter, claiming desperately
strained circumstances and enclosing a snapshot of his infant
daughter. On the back of the snapshot he wrote, "The reason I
desperately need the money you owe me!"

Barely a week later, a response from Smith arrived in the
mail. Dr. Bernard ripped it open eagerly, and found himself holding
a picture of a gorgeous woman in a full length mink coat. On the
back of the photograph the patient had scrawled, "The reason I
can't pay!"

 

 

T T T T T

 

 

 

harlmilligan

 

 

 

 

 

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 The Top 14 Things Americans Have
                   to Be Thankful for This Year
copyright chris white topfive.com



14> Charcoal-filtered underwear.

13> Reality TV auditions give even the loserest among us something
    to strive for!

12> A dead Michael Jackson can't stay in the news forever.

11> Our ancestors had the good sense to flee Europe

10> "So You Think You Can Dance" no longer overlaps with "Dancing
    with the Stars." Finally!

9> McDonald's is once again McRibbed for our pleasure.

8> The 22nd Amendment

7> Currently in the White House: President NotSarahPalin

6> Nobody names their kids "Squanto" anymore.

5> Baconnaise

4> No limits on number of guns, number of cars, or body weight

3> No federal limits on State Fair deep-frying innovation

2> Our Kenyan-born president speaks English so well!


                 and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing
          Americans Have to Be Thankful for This Year...


1> Oprah's reign of terror is nearing an end.


 

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New Year's Party Tips for the Moderation Challenged:

10) Once your pantyhose have a big "Easy Access" hole in the upper
thigh, just take 'em off already. You're not fooling anyone there,
classy-chick.

9) The president of your company does NOT want to know how YOU
think things are REALLY going. Cause you know what? If anyone really
cared, YOU would be president. So just move along, smarty-pants.

8) Eat any and all cheese products you are offered throughout the
evening. It works. I don't know why, but it does. I choose not to
look that particular gift horse in the mouth. Just stick to the
cheese and be grateful.

7) Arrive at the party assuming you are going to be put in a cab
and sent home. Translation: know your address, or at least have
it written down somewhere. And for god's sake, hang on to some
cab fare.

6) Nothing says class like a woman double fisting Bud from the
bottle.  (Use a glass, just this once.)

5) If your party is open bar all evening long, you've hit
BONANZA. Pace yourself, or you'll be bummed in the morning when
you realize you were sent home in time to watch Jeopardy. If your
party is open bar only for an hour, offer to help "organize"
so you can get there early and hoard alcohol for yourself and
your friends. If your party is cash bar only, consider quitting
now. It's only December 31st - you can get a new job at a company
that will at least pick up the friggin' bar tab for an hour. Jeez -
it's New Years. Tight-asses!

4) Stay a drink or two behind anyone you really don't like. Think
of the hours and hours of fun and excitement you will have
talking about what a drunken fool they were at the party the next
day! (Oh...sure, I had 10 beers, but you'd think SHE'D at least
slow down after number 11... duh?!?)

3) If you've fallen down more than once, and you still want to
keep your job, thanks for playing, we have some nice parting gifts
for you.  Bye bye. Check yourself out before someone has to check
you in to the emergency room. (Note: Stumbling is perfectly legal.)

2) Your body, especially your hands, do not belong anywhere within
6 inches of your boss's body. Not for any reason, period. If you
find your hands in need of something to do, get another drink for
crying out loud. Or wait till you get home, Spanky.

1) Just because you can't see others while you're hooking up with
your intern on the dance floor doesn't mean others can't see YOU.

 

 

 

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 Set Up Periodic Antivirus Scans

Having your antivirus program scan the entire computer for
viruses is a necessity. Even though most antivirus programs have
an auto-protect feature that should -- theoretically -- prevent
the insertion of a virus onto your computer, it's still a
good idea to scan your computer periodically in the event
something was missed somehow by the automatic protection.

When scheduling periodic scans, choose a day and time when you
know your computer will be running. It's no good to
schedule a scan for Friday night at 10:00 p.m. if your computer
is turned off. If your computer is in standby or hibernation mode
(common battery-saving modes on laptops), your antivirus program
will not wake it up to scan. It's got to be fully awake and
running at the appointed time. On the plus side, your monitor
needn't be on.

One other factor to take into account for your weekly scan: Run
it when your computer is running but when you're not using
it. If you have one of those high-speed Internet connections
(such as cable or DSL), then perhaps you keep your computer on
all the time anyway. If so, then you can just schedule your scan
to take place, say, on Fridays at 1:00 a.m. (or whenever
you're routinely not using the computer).

 

 

 

 

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Man is Like an Automobile....



As it gets older, the differential starts slopping, and the U-joints
get worn, causing the drive shaft to go bad.

The transmission won't go into high gear and sometimes has
difficulty getting out of low. Overdrive is out of the question!

The cylinders get worn and lost compression, making it hard to
climb the slightest incline. When it is climbing the tappets
clatter and ping to the point where one wonders if the old bus
will make it to the top.

The carburetor gets fouled with pollutants and other matter, making
it hard to get started in the morning. His gas fumes can kill ya!

It is hard to keep the radiator filled because of the leaking
hose. His frame has a big bow in the middle too. The thermostat
goes out, making it difficult to reach operating temperature. The
headlights grow dim, and the battery needs constant recharging.

His shifter is stuck in the down position which is the 'low
position' and ya can't get anywhere that way.

But if the body looks good, we can keep it washed and polished,
giving the impression it can compete with newer models and make
one more trip down the primrose lane before the head gasket blows.

 

 

 

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   Another issue on it's way to YOU! and another one already in the making! 

So meet us back
  here next week, same time - same place
 
  but remember, no matter where you are or what you are doing,
  never,
  ever,
  EVER
  forget to
 
  keep on rockin'

  it's a state of mind

 

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