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Hey!

I hope you are doing well --- as well as can be expected in this awful
economy.  I can honestly say I have cut back on some things but Starbucks is
not one of them!  Venti Mocha Frapp!  You can watch your hips get larger as
you drink it.  Oh and it is topped with whipped cream!  AND if you are
really brave, they'll put chocolate drizzle on your whipped cream!

Well, gotta run now.  Yeah, I'm going to get my Starbucks fix

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Kick up your feet and put your problems behind you cause darlin' it's time to ROCK AND ROLL!

and don't forget to buckle your seatbelts, cause it's going to be a wild ride! 

"Thanks I love your newsletter"
sigmundfraud

"Good one I missed it I was going to ask when was the next one"
ShaynaButtons

 "It's good to hear from you......Welcome Back!  Alan"
alewis13

"Another special and fabulous edition of R&R, Thank you.
I especially enjoyed the fifty amazing facts. To that end i am going
to loosen one of my sink taps (faucet, to you!) and sleep in the
bathroom tonight, just to test out the dripping tap / lucid dream
theory?????????? Hugs Andy"
afk.ark

"Thanks cause I love your newsletters so much.
take care Deb..... * hugs*  Deb too"
x_deblyn_x 

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 GuysBabi

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

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My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him.
I can't help thinking he would have been better off with
more oxygen

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Hot Tea Linked to Throat Cancer: Discovery News
People who drink their tea piping hot run a higher risk of throat cancer than counterparts who

prefer a cooler cuppa, according to an investigation published Friday by the British Medical Journal.

Night Sweats and Headaches: Possible Hypoglycemia? | Lifescript.com
Hypoglycemia, or extremely low blood glucose, is one of the primary dangers facing diabetics.

The risks posed by hypoglycemia may be especially worrisome if the condition occurs during sleep,

when the diabetic patient is incapable of monitoring and immediately responding to a significant

drop in blood glucose levels. This is why it's important not only to take steps to prevent nighttime

hypoglycemia, but understand and recognize symptoms and warning signs of the condition

Sneezing in Slow Motion - Neatorama
This is why your mom told you to cover your mouth!! 

Sex and the Male Diabetic | Lifescript.com
Diabetes is not a death blow to a man’s sex life. Still,

sexual problems may frustrate diabetic men,

who are three times more likely to experience sexual problems

than men without diabetes,

according to the American Diabetes Association.

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"As the economy lags, the Army is getting more and more
selective. They announced this week they will no longer
accept drug addicts and felons. So if you're drug addict
or a felon, you're not welcomed in the United States Army.
The good news: There's always Congress, the NFL, and show
business." -Jay Leno

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A young boy was looking through the family album and asked
his mother: "Who's this guy on the beach with you with all
the muscles and curly hair?"

"That's your father."

"Then who's that old bald-headed fat man who lives with us now?"

 

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Liong: The Lost Amulets / Infopackets.com
Long ago, five magical amulets were treasured by Oriental wise men, as they held the five natural

elements in balance. Restore harmony to nature by finding these lost amulets! Liong:

The Lost Amulets is a combination of hidden object games and tile-matching puzzles

and also has a variety of mini games.

Along your journey you'll visit hundreds of unique locations and collect power-up pearls.

Reveal the magic spells and restore the sparkling gems of the lost magic amulets

Lots of new games here y'all

 You may think you have it tough, but Bob has a real adventure ahead of him.

You must help Bob make it through the city,

climbing stairs, dodging slippery ice, and jumping from building to building.

Watch out for the crazed crows, nutty squirrels and mad dogs

Kewlbox - Angels and Demons: Water - free online and downloadable games
In “Angels and Demons,” the four elements – Earth, Air, Fire, and Water –

are key clues to stopping an unthinkable crime.

In this game, you must move your water block around the stage and into the exit

without falling off the game board!

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"It was so hot out today in New York City that people were
playing in the fountains. When you're hot there's nothing more
refreshing than swimming in a homeless guy's urine."
  --Conan O'Brien 

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Virg297

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ron_stott

During a training session at an artillery unit the sergeant-major was

busy describing how the sophisticated

aiming device of the artillery weapon system is used:

"As you all know, there are 180 degrees in a circle."
One of the soldiers put up his hand and said: "But there are 360 degrees in a circle, sergeant-major."
"You idiot," replied the sergeant-major, "I am obviously speaking about a small circle!"

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Vista Key Alarms
If you remember the Caps Lock Alarm tip for Windows XP, then you're going to love that you can do the

same thing for Windows Vista, too! Those of you who have already upgraded may be left in the dark on a few

simple procedures, but on a positive note, I'm here to help. I'm so excited to tell you how to do this, so let's get to it!
In Vista, go to Start, Control Panel and click on the Ease of Access link. This is the same as the Accessibility Options in XP.

From there, click on the link that says "Change how your keyboard works." Once you're in that window,

go down to the middle of the page and checkmark the box that says "Turn on Toggle Keys."

This will then activate a beeping sound every time you hit the Caps Lock, Num Lock or Scroll Lock

keys on your keyboard.
Go ahead and give your keyboard a try. Hit the Caps Lock key and you'll hear a beeping noise.

You can then do the same for the Num Lock and Scroll Lock keys.

These are keys that we all accidentally hit every once in awhile,

but with this alarm, you won't have to worry about messing up what you're working on

(typing in all caps, for example).

This gives you a simple warning and you can then go and undo the key you hit.

After that, you can just go on with your day and all will be perfect!
~ Erin worldstart.com

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 Everyone else may call it Daylight Savings
Time, but I call it You Fucking Morning
Assholes Can Kiss My Weary Ass Time.

(Doug Frank)

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If I could make a career change,
I would want to be a lifeguard.
Not to save or protect people, but
because after I masturbate I could
tell my friends that I just had
sex with a really hot lifeguard.

(Jilly G.)

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Why is it that the boundaries of good taste
seem to be defined only when you've clearly
crossed them? That's why I came up with my
"Good Taste Divining Rod," capturing a perfect
symbiosis between circumstance and generally
accepted comfortability. Non-believers,
however, simply deride it as an "index
card on a string, dangling from his penis."


(Sib Mandrake)

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ShaynaButtons

 
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It's generally not a good idea meeting guys in a bar. It's
like going grocery shopping when you're hungry; you bring
home stuff you don't need.

 
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 Wondering why my niece was returning to college to get a masters in philosophy,

I  asked "What can you do with a degree like that?"

"Well," she explained "It will qualify me to deal with questions like 'What  is existence?'

'What is the essence of things.' and 'Do you want fries with that?"

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BADVETTE87

Way down in Louisiana , Boudreaux's old lady had been pregnant for some 
time and now the time had come. So he brought her to the doctor and the 
doctor began to deliver the baby.

She had a little boy and the doctor looked over at Boudreaux and said, 
"Hey, Boudreaux, you just had you-sef a son! Ain't dat gr and!"


Boudreaux got excited by dis, but just then the doctor spoke up and 
said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered a 
little girl. He said, "Hey, Boudreaux, you got you-sef a daughter too! 
She a pretty lil ting."

Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, "Hold 
on, we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered another boy 
and said, "Boudreaux, you just had you-sef another boy!"

When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their 3 children, he sat 
down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we run 
out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere Tree-in-One Oil?"

His wife said, "Yeah, I do!"

Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't use no WD-Forty."

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Click here: Cumuli Ezine Finder - Search for Ezines
http://www.cumuli.com/ezines/top_rated.html
Scroll down and find me!

 

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 I'm  kinda depressed right now because we had to put
Grandpa in a rest home.

Well, not actually.

We didn't have the money. So we drove  down the
turnpike and put him in a rest area

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Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag.
That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say
you have some money left in your bank account after paying
taxes. That's a red flag.

 
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BADVETTE87
Bird Loves Ray Charles - Video
Don't miss this one!

 Animal attraction - The Boston Globe 
 Animal attraction
Hold them - love them - grow old with them.  Research suggests owning
a pet could make you healthier

THE KISS
You have to read this - keep scrolling down please 

ron_stott
Free Plant Food
When you clean out a fresh-water aquarium, don’t throw out the water! Instead,
use it to water your plants (indoor and outdoor).  It’s good for them

bchform.htm
We have compiled a list of parks and beaches where pets are allowed

and the extent that they are accepted.

A description and rating of each is as follows

---->http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30596398/<----
They say every dog has its day, but this one has had more than most: Chanel, a dachshund mix,

is going to be celebrating her 21st birthday (that’s 120 in human years, according to Chanel’s veterinarian).

And though she wears “doggles” for cataracts and gets cold easily, there’s life in the old dog yet.

YouTube - Kitten Still Loves Puppy
This is so funny - the look on the cat's face at the end is priceless!

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"Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In
the nineteenth century, it was a disease; in the twentieth,
it is a cure." --Thomas Szasz

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               The Top 20 Beatles Songs Re-Written
                   for Country-Western Artists


20> Baby, You Can Drive My Cow

19> Ticket to Rawhide

18> She Heaved Out Through the Bathroom Window, Then Took a Leak
    on My Heart

17> I Wanna Hold Your Hat

16> Paperback Wiper

15> Mesquite Wood (This Bird Is Cooked)

14> Maxwell's Silver Hummer

13> Halter Skelter

12> Within Ewe Without You

11> Day Trapper

10> Why Don't We Do It in the Road That Runs Out There by Old Man
    Jenkins' Place 'Bout Four Miles After You Take the Left Fork
    Off From the Paved Part of County Road 7?

9> Got to Get You Into Reverse

8> Margarita, Blender-Made

7> You Never Give Me Your Money (But You Keep Takin' This Milk
    for Free)

6> I'm Fixin' to Fix a Hole

5> Hay, Judd

4> PFC England's Naked Iraqi Jug Band

3> I Am the Wal-Mart

2> Here Comes the Son'Bitch That Stole My Woman


             and Topfive.com's Number 1 Beatles Song
            Re-Written for a Country-Western Artist...


1> Skoal-for-Me, Skoal-for-Pa

 

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 A guy came home from work, "Honey, where are you?"

"I'm upstairs douching," his wife answered.

"I told you never to talk like that!" he yelled.

"What do you want," she replied, "good grammar or good taste?"

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"Also in California, Manny Ramirez of the L.A. Dodgers tested
positive for a steroid that's sometimes used as a sexual
enhancer. Apparently Manny couldn't get to third base on his
own." -Craig Ferguson

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 Arranging Desktop Icons
Do you have icons scattered all over your desktop and want them lined up?

Or maybe you have them lined up in neat little rows,

but would prefer them grouped in different areas of your desktop.

We will try to satisfy both with today's tip!
To organize scattered icons in Windows XP: Right-click the Desktop and select "Arrange Icons".

You'll be presented with a sub-menu that's chock full of icon arrangement options.

I personally use the " By Type " option,

since I have all sorts of different icon species residing on my desktop,

but I'm sure that by name will be a very popular one.
Flash Drives 101
Flash drives are super-popular these days, and with their sizes getting bigger and prices getting cheaper,

it's definitely a great time to buy! But how do you use one? I mean, is it as simple as plugging it in?

Flash on over to the Worldstart site today and check this tip out! You shall be enlightened!
Breathtaking Photos
Wanna see some really, REALLY cool pictures? This site has some grand vistas, some great places and

a lot of eye-popping imagery for you to gawk at. You can only get it by rolling through

Worldstart.com and taking a gander! Go on! It'll be fun!
Here's the link you need: http://www.worldstart.com/ Enjoy!

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 Joe was telling his buddy Jack about a recent diagnosis of his high blood pressure.
 
"The doctors told me to quit eating red meat," Joe said,
 
"Well, did you quit," asked Jack.

Joe replied, "Sure did. You think I'm a dummy or something? I haven't had a drop of ketchup on my hamburgers since!"

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 DeVulcano

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"Being Irish I should resent the Notre Dame nickname, 'The
Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames
like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would
last? Only the ironic Irish could be so naively honest."
-George Carlin

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Sleeping with prostitutes is like making your cat dance with
you on its hind legs.  You know it's wrong, but you try to
convince yourself that they're enjoying it as well

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CHIN3917

'Recession" is when your neighbor loses his job.

'Depression' is when you lose yours.

'Recovery' is when Obama loses his.

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ron_stott

STRAWBERRY STUFFED FRENCH TOAST

INGREDIENTS:
1 cup sliced strawberries
1/2 tsp. lemon juice
1/2 tsp. lemon zest
4 T sugar
4 - 1" thick slices of French bread
1 cup low fat milk
2 tsp. vanilla extract
1/4 tsp. baking powder
4 egg whites
2 eggs
3 tsp. butter
fresh strawberries
strawberry or maple syrup

DIRECTIONS:
Pre-heat oven to 400 degrees. Mix together the 1 cup of
strawberries, the lemon juice and zest and 2 T sugar. Set
aside. Cut bread slices in half and cut a slit in each
slice to form a pocket. Stuff with strawberries, secure
with toothpicks. Place slices in a 13" X 9" greased or
buttered baking dish. In a saucepan, combine milk, sugar,
vanilla, baking powder and eggs. Mix well. Pour over stuffed
bread, turning to coat. Chill for 30-60 minutes, turning
bread pieces occasionally. Grease another 13" X 9" inch
baking pan. Move bread pieces to this second pan and bake
for 3-6 minutes on each side. Serve warm with syrup and
additional strawberries.

Yield: 4 Servings

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ron_stott

A young mother was standing outside a mall holding her six-month-old baby
 and her sister's three-month-old baby.
Two elderly women approached the mother. "Are they twins?" one asked.
"No, they're three months apart."
"My!  You sure had them close together"

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I was nervous the night my husband and I brought our three
young sons to An upscale restaurant for the first time. My
husband ordered a bottle Of wine with the meal. When the
waitress brought it, our children Became quiet as she began
the ritual uncorking.

She poured a small Amount for me to taste, and then our six-
year-old piped up, "Mom usually Drinks a lot more than that!"

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Getting Started in the Garden - Basic Techniques and Terms for the Beginning Gardener  
Gardening is one of the most enjoyable and relaxing activities around. Siting a garden bed, choosing plants

and making them thrive are techniques you can learn. Here are some fundamental concepts

and ideas to get you growing in the right direction.

The New York Botanical Garden
Visit the garden, explore and learn, shop

Gardening Resources :: National Gardening Association
NGA offers the Web's largest and most respected array of gardening content for consumers and educators,

ranging from general information and publications to lessons and grants. Explore our

Web site and discover a world of gardening possibilities.

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"President Obama met with Queen Elizabeth. He was the 11th
U.S. President the Queen has met with, and the first one
where she spent the entire meeting clutching her purse."
--Bill Maher

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