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The Top 7 Things That Really Happen When
the Refrigerator
Light Goes Out
7> One of the hamsters takes a rest.
6> My bologna tries to change its name.
5> The Angel of Cheese sets to work on the milk.
4> Zombie cockroaches rise from their graves in the butter.
3> The little blue bunnies return to make more deposits in the
blueberry container.
2> The Frigidaire Faeries eat your last piece of pie, then pee in
your leftover guacamole.
and the Number 1 Thing That Really
Happens
When the Refrigerator Light
Goes Out...
1> Since this is a family list, I really shouldn't talk about the
frankfurters and the hot pockets.
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First of all, as you all know, technology is changing every day.
There's always something new coming out and there's always something different to try.
It's not always pertinent that you go along with those changes,
but here are some reasons why you may want to.
You need a new computer if:
1.) Your processor speed is less than 1.0 GHz (gigahertz). (On another note,
if your computer is still running on megahertz, you'll definitely want to make an upgrade soon!)
See, most programs and other applications that you may put on your computer
require a lot more power than 1 GHz can give them. If you don't have a fast enough
processing speed, your computer will run very slow and you won't be
able to browse the Internet, play games, etc. with the ease you should have.
You can check your processor speed by going to
Start, Control Panel, Performance and Maintenance, System.
2.) Your computer has less than 256 MB of memory. (Again, go to Start, Control Panel,
Performance and Maintenance, System to check on that information).
If you don't have at least 512 MB or 1 GB of RAM memory,
your computer will not run smoothly or to the best of its ability.
3.) You're using a Windows version that starts with a 3 or a 9 (for example, Windows 3.1, 95 and 98).
Those older operating systems lack a lot of the features every computer
should have these days, including security features and other updates
that are required to keep your computer running properly and protected.
The same thing applies if you're using a Mac version that is older than OS X.
4.) Your monitor is a 14 inch or smaller. If you don't have at least a 17 inch monitor,
you're not going to be able to see full Web sites, which really is a shame!
5.) You're always getting an error message of "Operating system not supported"
when you try to install new programs onto your PC. Or, when you're trying to
upgrade to a new operating system and you get an error message of
"Hardware not supported."
6.) Your computer has no USB ports. Nowadays, most external devices
(such as keyboards, mice, printers, etc.) run via USB.
Therefore, if you don't have any ports, you're going to have
trouble keeping up with the newer computer devices.
7.) Your PC has a 5.25 inch disk drive or even a 3.5 inch floppy drive.
Floppy drives are still around, but they're being phased out as well.
Software has just outgrown those two drives and they won't be of much
use in the near future. Flash and thumb drives are definitely taking over.
So, those are just a few things you should look into if you're wondering
about buying a new computer or not. They are all good reasons why you
should fork out the money and invest in a new PC.
And I'm not just saying that to make your grandchildren happy either!
With a brand new computer, everyone who uses it (including you) will benefit.
Now, I realize you may use your computer on a very limited basis
(maybe just for checking your e-mail and playing a game here and there),
but if you fall into any of the categories listed above,
you should still look into getting a new computer.
Yes, I know change is hard to take, but I think once you get your new
computer up and running, you will agree with me on everything I said today.
On the other hand, if you answered "no" to almost all of the specifications above,
you should be fine with the computer you have. And if your grandchildren still complain,
just tell them once they give you enough money for a new PC,
you'll go right out and buy one.
That should do the trick!
Erin - worldstart.com
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ron_stott
Late one night during bad weather, the
following was heard over the
radio at an airport control tower:
Helicopter Pilot: "Tower, I'm holding at 3000 over Heli-pad 1."
Second voice: "NO!!! You can't be doing that! I'm holding at 3000
over that pad!"
There was a brief moment of silence.
First voice again: "You idiot! You're my co-pilot!"
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WHITE CHILI WITH CHICKEN
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INGREDIENTS:
2 cups chopped onion
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 tablespoon olive oil
2 15-ounce cans white beans, drained
14.5 ounce can chicken broth
2 4-ounce cans diced green chiles
2 tablespoons Italian seasoning
4 cups cubed, cooked chicken breast
1 cup shredded Monterey Jack cheese
1 cup chunky salsa (mild or hot)
1/2 cup chopped fresh cilantro
DIRECTIONS:
In a 4-quart pot, sauté the onion and garlic in oil until
onions are tender. Stir in beans, chicken broth, chilies
and seasoning. Bring to boil; reduce heat and simmer 10
minutes. Stir in chicken; heat through. Garnish each serving
with cheese, salsa and cilantro.
Yield: 8
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HOOSIER-HUNK
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A
woman called her husband at work and told him that there was a
bad leak in the kitchen. He told her to call the plumber and
have it fixed.
A few hours later he gave her a call and asked, "Has the
plumber
come yet?"
She replied, "Not yet, but I have him breathing hard."
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Why do they let big titted
girls
work at Hooters, but they won't let one legged girls work at I-Hop?
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Researchers
at Johns Hopkins University have discovered that the
impotence drug Viagra may also be effective in treating
indigestion caused by long-term diabetes.
You may still have indigestion, but with that two-hour boner you
won't even care.
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"He's
the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get
rid of."
Mae West (1892-1980)
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jacksinfla
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta
Airline stock one year
ago you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than
$5.00 left.
\But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg
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iPhone Cupcakes, Winner of The Cupcake Decorating Championship | Laughing Squid
So very cool
submitted by:
ron_stott
1. HER LITTLE PARADISE | More Intelligent Life
Over 200 lots of rare and collectible trees will be sold in what is
believed to be the first sale of its kind in Europe or America ...
2. Craziest Hats | Funtasticus.com
Think some of these ladies just got utterly bored with their wardrobe and decided,
‘Hey why don’t I just get the craziest things I can find and stick it on my head?”
submitted by:
jacksinfla
What's the big deal about the Fed?
For starters, it's not, contrary to popular belief, a part of the government.
It's privately owned...which means the United States
does not control its own money supply. Strange but true.
URLBunch : Bunch links together for easy sharing
URLBunch.com lets you take a "bunch" of links and turn it into one smaller link
Schmap - Map Guides and Map
Widgets
Exploring a Schmap Guide is a uniquely interactive experience: maps and
guide content are dynamically integrated, allowing intuitive,
real-time access to reviews and photo slideshows for places of interest.
Do you sometimes have trouble figuring out the correct spellings for certain words?
It's very common and it's completely understandable,
because some words are very difficult to spell. But they don't have to be anymore,
because this cool site can be your spelling guide.
Trust me, you don't want to miss this one!
With this Web site, you can put each word into a blank box
and click on the WebSource it button.
That will then search Google and show you
the amount of hits each word receives.
Their has 2,470,000,000 results.
Thier has 20,700,000 results.
That is a huge difference, so you could assume
that “their” is the correct spelling.
You can also use it to compare words, such as fun and work.
Fun has 115,000,000 results.
Work has 193,000,000 results.
Apparently, people are too busy having fun to write about it,
whereas, they have plenty to say about work.
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BADVETTE87
New Sexual Positions
The IRS position, where you just bend over and
take it up the ass with no lube.
The Humidor (requires a cigar and an intern).
The Monday Night Football (actually just doggie style done facing the TV
with the game on with her in the
football jersey of your favorite team).
The Kentucky Derby (AKA Woman astride) be forewarned
if you decide to use the western
variant of this (The Rodeo) her spurs WILL wreak havoc
on the bed linens!
Oral Submarine. The guy must Dive...Dive ...Dive.
The Bugs Bunny: It's when the guy is on top with
the women's legs pinned behind her head.
The British telecom position: you get SCREWED
by them and they never call you back.
The Grenade Position...I'll lay down and
you blow the hell out of me.
The Enron Position...no matter what,
you're getting it up the ass.
Totally Screwed - the position you in when your spouse comes in early from
work and catches you in a position you
can't get out of...
The ever-famous "No, you gotta get your leg up higher...no, not like that,
like this...NO it's got to be HIGHER than that. No, like this...oh, yeah that'd work...
if you were the one with the vagina...NO, would you listen to me?
HIGHER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND
THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH? You know what?
Never mind...I don't even wanna do it anymore. No, I won't give you head.
No, we can't try again...Yeah, that's right. I am gonna use my vibrator...
Well, I wouldn't have to if you could
get
your leg up! GAWD"!
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ROASTED ONION SOUP
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INGREDIENTS:
1/4 cup fresh Parmesan cheese, grated
3 Spanish onions, cut in half lengthwise and thinly sliced
1/4 cup brandy
1 tablespoon fresh thyme, chopped
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 garlic head, large, cloves separated, peeled and cut in half
4 cups low-sodium chicken broth
2 teaspoons olive oil (preferably extra-virgin olive oil)
1/4 teaspoon salt, or to taste
3 large shallots, cut in half lengthwise and thinly sliced
DIRECTIONS:
Set oven rack at the lowest level; preheat to 450 degrees.
Combine onions, shallots, garlic and oil in a large shallow
roasting pan. Roast for 20 to 25 minutes, stirring every 5
minutes, or until the onions are golden. Remove from oven and
pour in one-fourth of the chicken stock. Stir liquid in the
pan, scraping the bottom to loosen and dissolve any caramelized
bits. (The liquid will become quite dark.) Transfer the onion
mixture to a soup pot and add brandy, thyme and the remaining
chicken stock. Bring to a boil; reduce heat to low and simmer,
covered, for 30 minutes. Season with salt and pepper and top
with Parmesan cheese.
Yield: approx 4 Servings
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"The
second presidential debate was last night. It was a
'town-hall' format, meaning candidates could walk around
the stage. It was pretty successful — John McCain only
wandered off twice."
David Letterman
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WebMD - Better information. Better health.
Definitely one of the best medical sites on the web
Doesn't get any better than this!
Ask-the-Doctor Checklist - AOL Health
Take this list with you and you won't forget a thing to ask your doc
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The Top 9 Least Popular
Perfumes
9> Mangez-moi
8> Night Musketeer
7> Obsessive Compulsive Dis-Odor
6> Springtime for Hitler
5> Pour d'eau Jean
4> De Rierre
3> Eau Grosse
2> Chanel No. Seven of Nine
and the Number 1 Least Popular Perfume...
1> Anus Anus
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submitted by:
BADVETTE87
A blonde is showing off her new tattoo
of a giant seashell on her inner thigh..
Her friends ask her why she would get such a tattoo and in that location.
She responds, 'It's really cool.
If you put your ear up against it, you can smell the ocean.'
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HOOSIER-HUNK
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BAKED PORK CHOPS WITH APPLE & SHERRY
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INGREDIENTS:
6 boneless pork chops
3 large apples - peeled, cored and sliced
1/4 cup packed brown sugar
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
2 tablespoons butter
1 pinch each of salt and pepper
1/2 cup dry sherry
DIRECTIONS:
In a large skillet, brown chops, about 2 minutes each side;
reserve. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Arrange apple slices
in the bottom of a 9x13 inch baking dish. Sprinkle with brown
sugar and cinnamon. Dot with butter or margarine. Top with
browned pork chops and season with salt and pepper to taste.
Pour sherry over all, cover and bake in the preheated oven
for 1 hour or until tender and internal temperature of pork
has reached 160 degrees.
Yield: 6 Servings
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Have you seen the ads on TV? Here's what it is about
Windows Vista: Top 10 things you can do
Just learning about Windows Vista? Now updated with Service Pack 1,
Windows Vista is easier, safer, and gives you more entertainment choices than
earlier versions of Windows. Want examples?
Here are ten of the coolest things you can do:
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NEED HELP? CALL
JESUS
1-800-005-3787
Out of curiosity, I did. A Mexican showed up with a
lawnmower.
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submitted by:
HOOSIER-HUNK
This is an e-mail from Ireland to all of
our Irish brethren living in
the States.
A point to ponder despite your political affiliation.
Over here in Ireland we can't figure out why you people are fretting
about who to elect for your president there in the United States. For a
while you had a pants wearing female lawyer who was married to another
lawyer who can't keep his pants on, but she lost a long, heated and very
expensive primary against a lawyer who is married to yet another lawyer
who doesn't like the country she thinks her husband ought to run and who
goes to anti-American church and hates your military.
Now on the other side you have a war hero whose last name starts with
'Mc' and who is married to a good looking, rich younger woman who owns a
beer distributorship.
What in God's name is the matter we' ye lads over there in the colonies?
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HOOSIER-HUNK
http://d21c.com/DragonsDreams/CatTalk/Keeping_me.jpg
Precious!
North Shore Animal League America - the world's largest no-kill animal rescue and adoption shelter
PLEASE consider a gift to this rescue and adoption shelter! Please
Cesar Millan - Member Of The Family Book
Millan has a new book - and this site is full of interesting info
When you hear the familiar click-click-click as your dog walks across the kitchen floor,
you know it's time to trim his toenails. However much your dog may hate
having his feet touched, toenail trimming is an essential part of caring for your dog.
If nails get too long, they can start to curl under and cause problems for little paws
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Cauliflower Bacon Soup
4 cans (about 14 oz each) chicken broth
1 head of cauliflower, cut into florets
1 medium onion, finely chopped
1 tsp dried thyme leaves
1/2 lb bacon, chopped
1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese
Combine broth, cauliflower, onion, and thyme in large pot & bring to a
boil over high heat. Reduce heat to medium-high and
boil 10 minutes or until cauliflower is
tender.
While cauliflower is cooking, fry bacon until crisp; drain on paper towels and
crumble bacon. Add it to broth mixture; Simmer 3 to 5 minutes.
Season to taste with salt and ground
black pepper.
Ladle into bowls and sprinkle with cheese.
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Dennis
Miller's Advice to Men About What Women Want
1 - Foreplay is not a privilege; it is a birthright.
2 - If you take her out to a fancy restaurant, don't try to
subtly steer her away from the lobster, Diamond Jim.
3 - Quit blowing smoke up women's asses about the sanctity
and power they possess as life givers and come up with some
decent, affordable childcare. That way, maybe poor single
mothers can go to work and get off welfare and we won't have
to listen to any more idiots in Congress blathering about
orphanages.
4 - Equal work for equal pay. Look around you at work, guys.
Look at... say Carl, the brain-dead jack-off in the cubicle
next to you. You could kill Carl, couldn't you, because he's
a slacking, worthless, toady idiot. Now, imagine making 30
percent less than Carl. Hellooo ...
5 - This is very important: during lovemaking, don't ask,
"Who's your daddy?" Even as a joke. All right? It's not funny.
6 - When her mouth moves, pay attention, words could be
coming out. Words are kind of important.
7 - Pass a law that makes it compulsory for all over-the-
hill rock stars to have women their own age in their videos.
8 - Don't ask her if she came. You're a big boy now,
Clouseau, you should *know* if she came.
9 - Don't tell her how to merge and she won't tell you to
ask for directions.
10 - When she catches you cheating on her and she cuts off
your dick in your sleep, take it like a man.
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In case you missed an issue or two:
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My
wife has this red lingerie with faux fur around the neck and cuffs.
"I hate this outfit," I said when she walked into the room.
She replied, "Then why are you wearing it?"
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"During
an interview on CBS, Sarah Palin said, 'One of my
best friends is a lesbian, and I love her dearly.' After
hearing this Bill Clinton said, 'Prove it.'"
Conan O'Brien
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Choosing
and Using Spyware Blockers
Slamming
the Door on Spyware
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A
New York collector bought a fifty-year-old film of Marilyn
Monroe giving oral sex to a man whose face is never seen. The FBI
once seized the film to try to prove the man was Jack Kennedy. It
was intended as a training film for White House interns.
Argus Hamilton
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The
construction man's wife was so ugly he just couldn't make
love to her. One day she demanded sex and a new drive way. He
agreed to both but he offered up her sexual services as payment
for his buddies once they finished the driveway.
She was excited and decided to go outside and watch as her
hubby and friends worked. The men waited and waited for the
concrete to get hard enough to finish. It just wouldn't happen.
Finally, it dawned on the hubby. He sent his wife inside with
one of the men, apparently she was so ugly,
the concrete wouldn't get hard in front of her.
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HOOSIER-HUNK
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Hillary
Clinton clamped down on Bill Clinton's behavior Friday
and ordered him to tone down his campaign rhetoric onstage. It was
historic. She publicly told her husband to keep it zipped, and for
the first time in thirty years she meant his mouth.
Argus Hamilton
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Did
you see the pope's plane land yesterday? I think it's
called, was it "Shepherd One"? Is that the name of the pope's
plane? "Shepherd One"? And he's also German, isn't he? So that
would make it "German Shepherd One."
Jay Leno
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BADVETTE87
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If
you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the
human race, I would give the same answer that most people would:
nuclear war, global warming and Windows.
Dave Barry
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Harry
Potter creator J. K. Rowling arrived in New York to testify
in a copyright infringement lawsuit she brought against the author
of a Harry Potter lexicon. Meanwhile, Pope Benedict XVI arrived
in New York to begin his first visit to the US. Which raises
the obvious question: what's the difference between the pope
and J. K. Rowling? Well, one has made a fortune peddling magic,
fantasy and make-believe and the other is a talented children's writer.
Bob Mills
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Actually,
I think President Bush starting to change his opinion on
global warming. Today, he announced an initiative to combat global
warming. Again, I don't think he really understands the issue. He
says his first act would be to order the Department of Energy to
start drilling for solar power.
Jay Leno
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The Top 10 Signs
Your Wedding Is Too Big
10> You would have saved money on postage by bulk mailing the
invitations to the entire tri-state area.
9> Although you initially booked U2 for the reception, they
backed out. Seems they were intimidated by the size of the crowd.
8> The amount of rice being thrown would feed China for a week.
7> The reception had a VIP area that was so exclusive you bribed
the doorman with your Ferrari, a reserved table at Spago
and a chance to sleep with your wife. And you're the groom.
6> In the time it takes the bridal procession to walk from the
back to the altar, the flower girl's long flowing gown is now
a hot little mini dress and the ring bearer is working on a
five o'clock shadow.
5> Bad salmon at the reception kills more people than the Black Plague.
4> Orbiting space station astronauts mistake the wedding cake for
Antarctica and report the ice cover is growing.
3> So far, you've scratched Yankee Stadium, Giants Stadium and
the Great Lawn of Central Park off the list of reception sites
due to lack of space.
2> The chickens needed to feed the last people in line haven't
even been hatched yet.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Wedding Is Too
Big...
1> You can pay for the entire celebration at the rate of $100 per
month... as long as you live until the sun burns out.
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shaynabuttons
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"People
looking into Barack Obama's campaign contributions
say that Obama may have received $3.3 million from abroad.
And it turns out that broad is Oprah Winfrey."
Conan O'Brien
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"There's
a new cafe in New York City where guys go in and
they can scan profiles of women who are already in the
place, and if they find a woman that's interesting to them,
for the price of a cover charge, the staff will arrange an
introduction. Didn't that used to be called a whorehouse?"
Jay Leno
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Yeah -- try to catch the apples in the basket - this game gives
me anxiety LOL
Free Games Online at Games.com
Seriously fun games here! Play online or download them!
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Crockpot Broccoli
2 heads broccoli, cut into florets
1 large onion, diced
1 family size can cream of mushroom soup
1 soup can water or chicken broth
1 (8 oz) pkg cream cheese
1 (8 oz) pkg Monterey Jack cheese
Place broccoli into a crockpot. Top with the onion. Whisk soup and water
or broth together until smooth. Blend in cream cheese.
Pour over broccoli and onions. Top with Monterey Jack cheese.
Cook on low for about 8 hours.
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"This
week, the Bush administration added the 1 millionth
name to the U.S. terrorist-watch list. So congratulations
to Peggy Watkins of Phoenix, Ariz."
Conan O'Brien
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CURRIED PUMPKIN BISQUE
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INGREDIENTS:
Olive oil or canola oil
1 medium white onion (diced)
1 garlic clove diced
2 cups pumpkin puree
4 cups chicken stock
Bay leaf
Pinch sugar
1/3 tsp curry powder, or to your taste
Pinch nutmeg
2 cups half-and-half
Salt and pepper
Toasted coconut
DIRECTIONS:
Slowly sauté onion and garlic in oil until transparent, about
5 minutes. Add pumpkin puree and chicken stock, bay leaf,
sugar, curry, nutmeg and mix well. Bring to boil, then lower
heat to simmer. Cook 20 - 30 minutes. Taste for seasoning.
Add half-and-half and simmer another 10 minutes. Remove from
heat and cool. Blend in batches in blender. Strain through a
fine strainer. Reheat gently, and serve with toasted coconut.
Yield: 4 Servings
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T-N-T (Tequila 'n' Tonic)
1 1/2 oz. Tequila
Tonic Water
Lime Wedge
Put ice cubes in a highball or Collins glass. Pour tequila,
and fill with tonic. Garnish with lime wedge.
Stoplight Cooler
1 oz Gold Tequila
3/4 oz Melon Liqueur
1 splash Sour Mix
2 oz Orange Juice
1/2 oz Sloe Gin
Ice
Fill a glass with ice cubes. First pour the melon liqueur and tequila to create a green layer.
Add sour mix. Slowly pour orange juice against side of glass to create yellow layer.
Carefully float sloe gin on top for the red layer.
Stir before drinking to blend the flavors.
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True
love is the willingness to compromise. You agree to cut
back on red meat. She agrees that beer is a vegetable."
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HOOSIER-HUNK
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Sure, you can piss on your frozen
car lock
in an emergency -- but nobody mentions that
having your penis stuck to a car door is worse
than having your tongue stuck to a metal pole.
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HOOSIER-HUNK
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My friend Felix is still out there job hunting. He says
he always has a
problem when filling out the job application and gets to the part about
'Sex: F or M'.
He says he never knows which to choose --
He says he really likes to 'F', but he
spends most of the time alone 'M'-ing.
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HOOSIER-HUNK
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According to Entertainment Weekly,
the new term for
gay men in love is 'manpanions.' That's what they call
each other, manpanions.
Don't confuse that with single guys who have no
girlfriends. They're called 'handpanions.' That's a
totally different thing.
Jay Leno
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October Gardening Tips
- As a family activity, paint some of your pumpkins instead of carving them all.
Use nontoxic paints to create colorful, scary faces, or whatever you can imagine.
After Halloween, use the pumpkins to make bread, muffins, or pies with the kids.
- Pot up amaryllis, gloxinias, freesias, and
other winter-blooming bulbs now for blooms by Christmas.
- Spend some time outside under the Hunter's Moon.
The full moon in mid-October is one of the brightest of the year.
Enjoy brisk evening walks before the cold months arrive.
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Jill: But why on Earth would you
have bought your ex a
great big SUV like that?
Mary: Well, I misunderstood him when he said he
wanted a "hummer."
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submitted by:
BADVETTE87
Diesel's SFW XXX Party Clip Video
submitted by:
HOOSIER-HUNK
http://www.gakworld.co.uk/Pictures/Cartoons/rednaugthyhood.jpg
Daily Ding Dong
Snatch Of The Day!
"Daily Wet Dream"
Fruit Salad
Party Time
Rear View
Amateur Butt Screw
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Rockin' and Rollin' makes no endorsement or warranty,
expressed or implied, with regard
to featured products or services.
Results may vary based on operating
systems and other variables beyond our control
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another one already in the making!
So meet us back
here next week, same time - same place
but remember, no matter where you are or what you are doing,
never,
ever,
EVER
forget to
keep on rockin'
it's a state of mind
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©1999
- 2008 - Deborah Austin -
All rights reserved and held by Rockin'
and Rollin'
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