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Kick up your feet and put your problems behind you cause darlin' it's
time to ROCK AND ROLL!
- and don't forget to buckle your seatbelts, cause it's going to be a
wild ride!
Anyone who's ever been to a "teaching hospital" knows to
expect a group of students to descend upon them at any time.
At one such hospital, in the recovery room, a bunch of
students gathered around a beautiful blonde who, even in a
gown, was obviously very well endowed.
Recovery is an excellent place for student doctors to become
familiar with variations in heartbeats while the body comes
back to normal from the operation and the anesthesia.
The first student approached the patient calmly and proceeded
to listen intently to her heartbeat through the stethoscope.
The group was silent as he did so. The woman hesitated, then
looked sympathetically into the eyes of the doctor-to-be.
Reaching up, she gently placed the earpieces into his ears.
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Top 10 Most Disgusting Candies Ever - The List Universe
Candy is normally a tasty little sweet treat designed to give pleasure to all.
However, that is not always the case, as this list proves.
For some unknown reason,
some candy manufacturers have recently started producing
the most disgusting candies
you could image (they must be running out of ideas).
Here is our list of the most disgusting candies you could ever eat.
Yearbook Yourself For A Good Laugh
Find a picture of yourself looking straight at the camera and
then go to YearbookYourself
for a good laugh. The site morphs your picture into a classic looks
from 1950 - 2000. A few of the ones that it created for me
are in the image to the right
(and the middle left one is my new Facebook profile image).
MySpaceTV Videos: Bombs away by James
The largest nuclear explosion in human history -- TSAR Bomb Soviet Union
FL R2D2
wow -- NFL flybys - don't miss this one!
submitted by: BADVETTE87
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Click and watch
Glassbooth - Quiz to help you choose best 2008 presidential candidate
The presidential election is just a few months away.
And we've been hearing a lot of talk from both sides.
Unfortunately, it isn't always easy to judge a candidate's stance on issues.
Statements can be taken out of context. Or, a candidate may not respond to questions.
But glassbooth can help you make sense of the candidates.
It's a nonprofit, nonpartisan organization. You can begin by exploring the candidates.
You can get information on where a candidate stands on specific issues.
The site even cites the sources of its information.
Or, you can take a different approach. Take a quiz on your positions.
Select the issues that matter to you. Then answer questions on the issues.
You'll be matched with a candidate.
I know what some of you are thinking. Your mind is already made up
about the candidate you'll support.
Are You a Right- or Left-Brain Thinker? - AOL Find a Job
Are you genius at certain jobs but feel like a half-wit when trying to complete other types of work?
The two sides of the brain each have distinct preferences and capabilities,
and your strong suits and weaknesses are frequently based upon the side of your brain that is dominant.
Take this quiz to find out whether or not you are a right or left brain
thinker and check out the career choices that correlate.
DeVulcano
YouTube - Ennio Marchetto Theatre Trailer HD
Remember this one? So funny!
YouTube - Madonna nude to the bone
Here's another!
What are Your Google Chrome Web Browser Tips and Tricks? ~ Chris Pirillo
Now that you can download Google Chrome, are you going to switch? Granted,
this is an early version of the browser, based on very solid pieces of technology. Is it enough,
in your limited time playing with it? I’ve been trying to dive deeper and discover features
that may not seem to be available on the surface for other power users like myself.
I think Google has found a perfect balance between “power” users, and “casual” users.
There are certain things about Chrome that are intuitive, but there’s also
some things that aren’t as smooth as they could be… yet.
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In 1850 California became a state. Back then, the state
had no electricity, no money, there were gun fights in the
middle of the streets, and almost everyone spoke Spanish.
So it was
just like California today. Only back then the
women had real tits.
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Rainbow
Parfait
Serves 4 - 6
This delightful and antioxidant packed parfait can be made with a wide
variety of melons and berries—use your imagination and enjoy this
refreshing
treat on a hot summer day.
Ingredients
2 cups 3/4-inch honeydew melon balls (from about a 3-pound
piece, seeded)
2 cups 3/4-inch cantaloupe balls (from about a 3-pound piece, seeded)
1 cup wild organic blueberries
1/4 fresh lime juice
fresh mint sprigs
Preparation
Gently layer melon and berries into tall parfait glasses.
Drizzle equal
amounts of the lime juice over each glass. Top with sprig of fresh mint.
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Anatomy
& Physiology. Where it is, and how
it works. The basis for every other
class
you'll every take in healthcare. Flunk
these
and it's,"Would you like fries
with that?"
The Top 8 Signs You've
Studied Too Hard for
Your Anatomy
& Physiology Exam
8> You sit down at the piano and try to remember Bach's "Medulla
Oblongata."
7> You're all excited about planning your spring break vacation
to the Islets of Langerhans!
6> You told your boyfriend there was a "vas deferens" between
saying "I love you," and "yeah, me too."
5> You scream at the TV when the commercial for the soap that
washes your "2,000 body parts" comes on.
4> Your new self awareness allows you to sense that your spleen itches.
3> You don't "flip someone off," you "give them the third
metacarpophalangeal joint salute."
2> After three days straight studying the Latin terms for the
entire body, you're going to ace the exam, but you can no
longer tell your ass from your elbow.
and the
Number 1 Sign You've
Studied
Too Hard for Your
Anatomy
& Physiology Exam...
1> Your blind date slapped you and stormed off after you used
"pectoral" and "insertion" in the same
compliment.
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Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware is an anti-malware application that can thoroughly
remove even the most advanced malware. It includes a number of features,
including a built in protection monitor that blocks malicious processes before they even start.
Version 1.25 adds advanced technology to delete files on reboot, ability to run a truly silent install,
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threat to your computer with over 90% of computers already infected.
These include "Popup Ads", "Trojans", "Worms", Web Bugs, Monitoring Software and more.
Fortunately there are good Spyware and Adware virus removal tools available.
Sorting through them all to find the right one is a challenging task and an important decision to make.
We've gone through dozens and come up with a short list of the best.
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He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he
came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when
two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the
truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling'.
Little Tony just said, 'Oh, okay,' and went back outside to play
with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it
isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's
mom wants to talk to you.'
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A Blonde
was shopping at Target, and came across a shiny silver thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the
clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos ... it
keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold."
"Wow," said the Blonde, "that's amazing
... I'm going to buy it!" So she bought the thermos and took it to
work
the next day.
Her boss saw it on her desk. "What's that?" he asked.
"Why, that's a thermos . .. it keeps hot things
hot and cold things cold," she replied.
Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?"
The Blonde replied, "Two popsicles and some coffee."
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Go Ahead, Eat a Big Breakfast - RealAge Tip of the Day
Hard to believe, but there could be a
benefit to loading up your breakfast plate.
Besides helping you eat less later in the day, a big breakfast might
also help you lose weight. But you have to be smart about it.
Is It SAD Or Just The Blues? - AOL Health
Answer these 10 questions for the answer
Bread Helps Your Blood Pressure - RealAge Tip of the Day
Here’s some news to make your heart sing: When you pick the
right bread, your blood pressure wins!
Three grains recently tested had blood pressure benefits:
whole wheat, barley, and brown rice.
Look for them in whole-grain breads, cereals, and other grain-based goodies.
Cholesterol, HDL, LDL, heart disease, attack, risk -- RealAge Health Quiz
Get answers to your cholesterol questions,
and find out which factors impact your risk for
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You’ll receive personalized recommendations about:
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- What causes high cholesterol
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Complete the quick quiz today and help keep your heart beating strong.
What's the Fastest Growing Cancer Diagnosis in U.S.? on Yahoo! Health
A full-page ad in a recent Time magazine, paid for by the Light of Light Foundation,
recommends that you ask your doctor to check your neck for thyroid nodules —
abnormal growths that form a lump in the thyroid gland. In fact, thyroid nodules have become
the most common endocrine diagnosis in the United States,
with thyroid cancer now being the fastest growing cancer diagnosis in the country
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My friend Valerie, her husband, Carl, and her
mother were on a shopping tour of Hong Kong.
There was a microwave oven on a shelf over the refrigerator in their hotel room,
so they bought some muffins to eat for breakfast the next morning.
Valerie opened the microwave, put the muffins inside, closed the door and pushed the button.
Nothing happened. So Carl picked up the booklet next to the microwave and
began reading the instructions out loud. Again Valerie pushed the correct button,
but nothing happened. Carl picked up the booklet again and realized suddenly that no
matter how many times they pushed the button, the microwave wasn't going to work.
The safe now protectively held their muffins.
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CALIFORNIA TURKEY WRAPS
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INGREDIENTS:
4 10-inch flour tortillas
8 to 12 trimmed leaves of green leaf lettuce, washed & dried
12 ounces thick sliced deli smoked turkey breast
12 slices bacon, cooked
1 large tomato, cored and thinly sliced
1 ripe avocado, peeled & thinly sliced
2 teaspoons lime juice
1 small red onion, thinly sliced
salt and pepper
1 cup arugula, washed and dried
3/4 cup Ranch dressing
DIRECTIONS:
Toss avocados with 2 teaspoons lime juice. Wrap tortillas
in barely damp, doubled layers of paper towels and microwave
on high for 45 to 60 seconds. Or, heat the tortillas
individually in an un-greased large skillet over medium
heat. Lay the tortillas on a cutting board and start to layer
the ingredients. Fan the leaf lettuce on the top three-
quarters of each tortilla then lay the turkey slices on top,
followed by the bacon, tomato, avocado and red onion. Season
with salt and pepper to taste. Top with the arugula and some
of the dressing. Fold up the bottom quarter of the tortilla
and then start to roll each sandwich into a cone shape. Secure
the tortilla with a toothpick. Serve immediately.
Yield: 4 Servings
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How to Make a "Pupsicle"
Want to give your pup a refreshing treat after a nice long walk or a
vigorous bout of exercise?
Try making some doggy "pupsicles" using broth from a can or carton.
Simply pour some low-sodium chicken or vegetable broth into an ice cube
tray or small plastic container -- you can skip the sticks -- and pop it
in the freezer until it's frozen solid. You'll have a cool, savory,
low-calorie snack for your dog in just a few hours!
If you're worried he'll make a soupy, melty mess, have him slurp his
snack outside.
Pedigree | All Things Dog | Dog Age Calculator
Ever wonder how old your dog is in human years? Not all breeds age
alike, so use this program to calculate your dog's "human" age.
MySpaceTV Videos: Cats Love Crack by Jenna
So cute!
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A New Device from Apple announced today that it has developed
a breast
implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from
$499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.
This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to
them.
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Why do men die first?
*If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to
protect her from the rat race...
you're a male chauvinist.
*If you stay home and do the housework .. you're
a pansy.
*If you work too hard... there's never any time for her.
*If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing bum.
*If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is exploitation.
*If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay... you should get off your lazy
behind and find something better.
*If you get a promotion ahead of her... that is favoritism.
*If she gets a job ahead of you... it's equal opportunity.
*If you mention how nice she looks... it's sexual harassment.
*If you keep quiet... it's male indifference.
*If you cry ... you're a wimp.
*If you don't... you're insensitive.
*If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...you're a pervert.
*If you don't... you're gay.
*If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape...you're sexist.
*If you don't ... you're unromantic.
*If you try to keep yourself in shape... you're vain.
*If you don't... you're a slob.
*If she has a headache... she's tired.
*If you have a headache... you don't love her any more.
*If you want it too often... you're oversexed.
*If you don't... there must be someone else.
Bottom Line:
Men die first because they want to!
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The Top 9 Reasons Your SO Should
Not Move in with You
9> There's just something about a
built-to-scale Kryptonian
knowledge-immersion pod that freaks the chicks out.
8> Your cat is allergic to girlfriends.
7> You can't take her constant sexual demands. You just want to cuddle.
6> The "time spent together vs. the time spent together making
whoopie" ratio drops off dramatically.
5> Not only will she want you to move your extensive Playboy,
Hustler and Penthouse collections so she has some closet
space, she may have less-than-desirable ideas about where they
should be relocated.
4> You still wet the bed.
3> She's bound to smell her sister's perfume.
2> You *think* she was only joking about reprogramming your TiVo
to just Lifetime shows, but no sense taking that chance.
and the Number 1
Reason Your SO
Should Not Move
in with You...
1> She just said too many nasty things about you during the
primary campaign.
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Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met
in the park every day to
Feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured
Maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up
For a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they
Ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived, so he was
Unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill,
But one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat
Bill! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then
He said, 'For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?'
Bill replied, 'I have been in jail.'
'Jail?' cried Sam. 'What in the world for? '
'Well,' Bill said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde
Waitress at the coffee shop where I sometime go?'
'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?'
'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89
Years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'
'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'
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I didn't hit you
I simply high-fived your face!
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submitted by: jacksinfla
An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.
"Hey, how much you charge by the hour, sister?"
"$100," she replies.
In broken English he says, "Do you do Immigrant Style?"
"No", she says.
"I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style."
"No", she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.
'I pay you $300.'
'No', she says.
'I pay you $400.'
'No', she says.
So finally he says, 'OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style.'
She thinks, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.
I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world.
How bad could Immigrant Style be?''.
So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position.
Finally, after several hours, they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,
"Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.
But that was good. So what exactly is Immigrant Style:"?
The illegal immigrant replies "You send bill to Government."
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The Top 7 Health Tips for
Surviving the Political Season
7> If you have a heart condition, and you're a Republican, don't
watch MSNBC; if you're a Democrat, don't watch Fox News; and
if you're a Libertarian, Just. Don't. Watch. Anything.
6> Close eyes, cover ears, scream, repeat till December.
5> Full-skin, littoral-zone application of ambient Vitamin D
while in a recumbent position, constant infusion of small
doses of ethyl hydrate in a sugary citric solution, with
occasional digital manipulation of the trapezius muscles. (Go
lie on the beach, get a tan, drink a Mai Tai and get a
backrub.)
4> Gonorrhealectum can't be cured, but if the symptoms become too
much to handle, take two shots and go to bed until 2009.
3> Step 1: Get a continuously running insulin pump. Step 2: Fill
with Zofran.
2> Avoid drinking games with instructions like "Every time he
mentions (hope/moose/change/bridge/etc.), do a shot."
and the Number 1
Health Tip for
Surviving the Political
Season...
1> Locate power cords to all televisions. Unplug until Nov 5th.
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I was taking money out at the ATM the other day when an old lady came up to me
and asked, "Would you mind checking my balance for me?"
So I pushed her and she fell over.
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3. Just For You
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When I go to casinos, the most
ridiculous sign I see is the one that
says........."If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER."
So, I call them and say, "I have an ace and a six.
The dealer has a seven.
What do I do?"
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Real Life Definitions
Adult Education - a strenuous effort to learn stuff that bored you
when you were young enough to profit from it.
Bride - a woman who puts her foot down as soon as her new husband
carries her across the threshold.
Career Girl - a woman who gets a man's salary without marrying one.
Clever Girl - a woman who knows how to give a man her own way.
Education - what you have left over when you subtract what you've
forgotten from what you've learned.
Experience - what you think you have until such time you acquire more.
Good breeding - that quality which enables a person to wait in
well mannered silence, while the loudmouth gets service.
Idiot - any person who fails to see your point in a discussion.
Lawyer - a cat that settles differences between two mice.
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Second Life
http://www.dummies.com/WileyCDA/DummiesArticle/Second-Life-It-s-Not-a-Game.id-5745.html
Want to make a bunch of Second Life users mad really quick? Call
Second Life a game. Although it looks like a video game similar
to World of Warcraft or The Sims, Second Life (SL) isn't a game.
In SL, you don't level-up, complete missions, or earn new armor.
So exactly what do you do in Second Life? More
New Download Games Releases | Big Fish Games
There so many new games! I bet you find some you like! Here
are a few for your perusal!
System Mania Game Download | Big Fish Games
In System Mania, you help Fiona realize her dream of running her very own fix-it shop.
This fast paced Time Management game has Fiona Keeping over 80 crazy machines
running smoothly by quickly turning their red warning lights off. Each machine is made up of
various fun and wacky controls such as cranks, pull cords, guitar strings, egg timers,
gear sticks and even a TV game system complete with its own joystick.
Be quick or the whole thing will go up in smoke!
Enchanted Fairy Friends: Secret of the Fairy Queen Game Download | Big Fish Games
Wave your magic wand and enter Woodland. The mysterious Fairy Queen has made an
appearance promising to reveal a secret, but first you must guess her name.
Search for eight beautiful fairies from the Rose Queen`s court, each fairy holds a piece of the puzzle.
Get hints by way of fairy dust in Enchanted Fairy Friends:
Secret of the Fairy Queen, a mesmerizing Hidden Object game
4 Elements Game Download | Big Fish Games
Beyond endless seas, an ancient fairytale kingdom is in trouble. A land once full of life has
become a lifeless desert. Restore power to four magic books so that peace and prosperity may return.
An adorable fairy will aid you in this perilous journey as you encounter dragons, knights,
and various creatures. Collect 16 mysterious cards while encountering explosive bonuses.
Can you turn the tides and restore the 4 Elements in this enchanting Puzzle game?
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The Top 6 Signs You're Raising a
Future Politician
6> Only kid in his play group dumping "Teletubbies" for
"The West Wing."
5> Stroller overflows with campaign literature.
4> You caught the baby kissing himself.
3> Demands to see the au pair's green card.
2> Dating habits lean heavily toward heavy-set brunettes in
blue Gap dresses.
and the Number 1 Sign You're Raising a Future Politician...
1> The missing Monopoly money mysteriously turns up in his sock drawer.
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BAKED MOSTACCIOLI
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INGREDIENTS:
1 cup uncooked mostaccioli pasta
1/2 pound ground beef
2 Italian sausages, removed from casings
2 tablespoons each of chopped onion and green pepper
1 clove garlic, minced
1 cup canned tomatoes, diced
3 ounces tomato paste
1/2 cup water
2 tablespoons dried basil leaves
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon dried oregano
dash sugar and black pepper
1 egg, slightly beaten
8 ounces ricotta cheese
1/4 cup Parmesan cheese
8 ounces shredded Mozzarella Cheese
1/4 cup Romano cheese
DIRECTIONS:
Cook mostaccioli until al dente in boiling salted water.
Drain and set aside. In skillet, combine meat, sausages,
onion, green pepper and garlic. cook breaking up meat,
until meat is browned. Drain off fat. To the meat, add
all remaining ingredients, except egg and cheeses. Bring
meat sauce to a boil. Reduce heat. Cover and simmer 15 to
20 minutes, stirring occasionally. meanwhile, combine egg
and cheeses. To assemble, stir cooked pasta into meat sauce.
Place half in 1 quart buttered baking dish. Spread cheese
mixture evenly over the top. cover with remaining pasta.
Top with mozzarella cheese and 1/4 cup Romano cheese.
Bake, covered, at 350 for 30 to 35 minutes or until cooked
through.
Yield: 4 Servings
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Barack Obama, the lead Presidential
Democratic Party candidate, is for
banning all guns in America He is considered by those who have dealt
with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.
At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , he asked
the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly
clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total
silence.
Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands
together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'
Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the
quiet and said: ''Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!'
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An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100
years old, pulls up next to a
doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and
asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny?'
The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!'
'That's a lot of money,' says the old man. 'Why does it cost so much?'
'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' states the doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside?'
'No problem,' replies the doctor. So the old man pokes his head in the window
and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, 'That's a
pretty nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped!'
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just
what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads
160
mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting
closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly... WHOOOOSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster! 'What on earth could be going faster
than my Ferrari?' the doctor asks himself. He presses harder on the accelerator
and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's
the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he
gives
it more gas. He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the
old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors
the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds
later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again!The Ferrari is flat out, and
there's nothing he can do! Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his
Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and, unbelievably, the old man is still alive.
He
runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, 'I'm a doctor.... Is there anything
I
can do for you?' The old man whispers,
'Yes, Unhook my suspenders from your side mirror.'
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Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit!
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What do you call twenty
hookers on a table?
Whores d'oeuvres.
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Why do men swim faster than women?
Because they have a rudder
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* I have not visited these sites -- but I can guarantee
they are X rated!
Curly's Exhibitionist Of
The Day!
Snatch Of The Day!
"Daily Wet Dream"
Up View
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Another issue on it's way to YOU! and another one already in the
making!
So meet us back
here next week, same time - same place
but remember, no matter where you are or what you are doing,
never,
ever,
EVER
forget to
keep on rockin'
it's a state of
mind
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