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Sending hugs and kisses your way -- I'm off to get three of my little
Chihuahuas' nails cut! Do you believe $34? I am single-handedly helping my
veterinarian have a wonderful lifestyle! *smirk* At least that is what
it cost last time. Yes, I have tried doing it myself but they squirm so much
that it makes it impossible. Of course once they get to the
vet, they are complete angels!
So here we go!
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We show you the best of the bunch. Yep - find this link in the SURFIN' area below!
Improved collaboration and connectivity between Windows PCs and cell phones is going to get a major shot in the arm with Windows 7,
according to
Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates. This link is in the WINDOWS area.
The Top 9 Medical Shows for Kids
9> The Gramstain Bears
8> Sponge-Bobbled, LitiGants
7> Pinkeye and the Brain Hemorrhage
6> Lost in the Fifth Intercostal Space
5> PeeWee's Enuresis Playhouse
4> Sigmoid and the Sea Monsters
3> Eating-Disorder Afflicted Albert and the Codependant Kids
2> Finding Pneumo's
and the Number 1 Medical Show for Kids...
1> DR Puffinstuff, Addictionologist
Q. What Do You Call A Woman Who Uses To Much Contraceptive Cream?
A. A Spermicidal Maniac.
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Q: Did you hear the joke they're not telling to ASSHOLES and idiots?
A:
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PC World - How to Upgrade Your RAM
http://www.pcworld.com/video/id,355-page,4-bid,4/video.html
Adding more RAM to your PC is often the simplest way to boost your
overall system performance.
Here's how to do
it.
PC World - How to Maintain Your PC_
http://www.pcworld.com/video/id,502-page,3-bid,4/video.html
Heat, moisture, dirt, static, and fragile electronics are only some of
the many PC
dangers that we teach you how to handle in this how-to video.
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Having survived my first driving lesson, I emerged from the car
to come face to face with a woman standing on the pavement.
"A bit nerve-wracking, was it?" she asked.
"More than that," I laughed, "My instructor reeks of BO and has
a bit of a wind problem. No way do I want a lesson from him again!"
"I know the feeling," said the woman coolly.
"I've been married to him for 20 years.
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Q Do you know what a space probe is?
A It's what the doctor uses when he looks in a blonde's ears.
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An Irish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking out of a pond.
The irish farmer shouted:
"Paid a yfed a dwr, maer gwerthin wedi cachu un a for." Which in Gaelic means : "Don't
drink the water, the cows have shit in it"
The man shouts back "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English.
The Irish farmer says: "Use two hands, it holds more"!
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Breaking News:
CNN reports that gas stations will start showing PORN movies on
the screens of the pumps so that you can see someone
else getting screwed at the same time you do!!
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Bringing Home a New Orchid Plant
http://www.dummies.com/WileyCDA/DummiesTip/id-3748.html?cid=articleFeature
Bringing an orchid plant into its new home can be traumatic for
the plant. If the plant is already in bloom, here are some tips
that will make those blossoms last longer. More
Getting the Lowdown on Orchids - For Dummies
http://www.dummies.com/WileyCDA/DummiesArticle/id-2890.html?cid=etipArticleLink
Providing Light for Your Orchids
Believe it or not, orchids ” among the most glamorous and spectacular flowering
plants in the world” are easy to grow! You just need to
give them what they need. And their requirements are not difficult to meet: adequate light, humidity, water, and ventilation.
Sure, there are other nuances, like fertilizing,
repotting, insect and disease control, but none of these is daunting.
This is the largest plant family on our planet with an
estimated 30,000 wild types (species) and many more varieties that have been bred.
May Gardening Tips
Plan now for the summer heat. Proper irrigation keeps the garden and the gardener from struggling.
If you don’t want to drag hoses around, think about in-ground systems or drip irrigation.
A simple sprinkler attached to a timer is often sufficient for smaller urban gardens.
Shop at local farmers markets. Few things are healthier or "greener" than fresh, local produce.
You provide yourself with good nutrition and help keep a local farmer in business.
Take a trip to a forest, mountain, or arboretum to see the trees. The leaves are in their freshest and most vibrant shades of green.
Many trees have already flowered and are beginning to fruit.
But others like hawthorns, ashes, pines, and lindens will keep the canopy blooming until midsummer.
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A California policeman pulled a car over and told the
driver that because he had been wearing his seatbelt,
he had just won $5,000 dollars in the statewide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled the woman in the passenger seat.
"He's a real jerk when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and
moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk
and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
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I was getting my
hair cut at a neighborhood shop, and I asked the
barber when would be the best time to bring in my two-year-old son.
Without hesitation, the barber answered, "When he's four."
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What did the
blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur
around the home?
She moved
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Expert Pet Care Advice from Kim Danoff, Veterinarian
A few years ago, a dog was reported to have died of kidney failure from eating
large amounts of grapes.
After this unfortunate incident and further research, it was determined that in fact,
grapes are considered toxic if eaten in large
amounts. This also includes RAISINS
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The Top 15 Rejected Names for Anti-Impotence Drugs
15> Menicillin
14> Schwanzenhance
13> Wood 'n' Plenty
12> Chubbie Delight
11> BoneRite
10> Penochio
9> Presidentia
8> PharmaFluffer
7> Schwingicin-D
6> Wang Shui
5> Limpbegone
4> Erextacy
3> TriEthyl TriMary TriEthylagain
2> Phun-Phun
and Topfive.com's Number
1 Rejected
Name for an
Anti-Impotence Drug...
1> I Can't Believe It's Not Rigor Mortis!
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Three boys
were sitting on a fence talking. One of the little boys
says to the other, "If you could have your body covered in anything,
what would it be?"
After thinking for a while the boy answers.
"Silver"
"Well, why?"
"I could peel it off and buy that Honda over there"
The boy then asks the other, "And you?"
"Gold, I could peel it off and by the BMW sitting over there"
After a few seconds one of the boys ask the first boy, "Well, what
about you?!?"
The boy thought and thought and finaly, said very calmly,
"Hair".
Well the other two boys were just sickened and asked..."HAIR????
Why in the hell would you want your WHOLE BODY covered in HAIR???"
"Well", the boy answered, "My sister has got a little tiny patch
of
hair and she owns both of those cars!!!"
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Catching Up with Your
Runny Nose
Although often called hay fever, allergic rhinitis itself doesn't
cause a fever. If you do run a temperature while experiencing
symptoms that resemble hay fever, you may actually be suffering
from a viral or bacterial infection, such as sinusitis, influenza
(flu), or pneumonia. More at the site
Huntsman Cancer Institute
http://www.huntsmancancer.org/
The Huntsman Online Patient Education (HOPE) Guide is a one-stop
resource for cancer information,
containing more than 3000 pieces of information, books, brochures, FAQs,
and medical journal articles on all types of cancer, treatment, research and prevention.
Lose Weight For Good - AOL Body
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Not all calories are created equal, and neither are all dieters. Weight
loss works when it fits your personality,
your lifestyle, and your taste in food. Here are top
diet researcher strategies that really work.
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SWEET-ONION GRILLED QUESADILLAS
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INGREDIENTS:
1 medium-large Vidalia sweet onion
olive oil for brushing onion and tortillas
four 6- to 7-inch flour tortillas
3/4 cup grated Monterey Jack cheese (about 3 ounces)
1/4 cup packed fresh coriander sprigs, washed, dried
and chopped coarse.
DIRECTIONS:
Prepare grill. Cut onion crosswise into 1/4-inch-thick slices and arrange
slices on a tray,
keeping them intact. Brush both sides of slices lightly
with oil and season
with salt and pepper. Grill onion on a lightly oiled rack set 5 to 6
inches over glowing coals 4 minutes on each side,
or until lightly charred and softened. Transfer onion as grilled to a bowl, separating rings.
Brush 2 tortillas lightly with oil on one side and put, oiled side down, on a platter.
Divide onion, Monterey Jack, and coriander between tortillas and cover with remaining 2 tortillas.
Brush tops of quesadillas lightly with oil. With a metal
spatula transfer quesadillas to a rack set
5 to 6 inches over glowing coals and grill until undersides are golden
brown, about 1 minute.
Sandwiching each quesadillas between 2 metal spatulas,
flip quesadillas
over and grill until undersides are golden brown, about 1 minute.
Transfer quesadillas to a cutting board and cut into
wedges. Serves 2 as a light luncheon main coarse or
side dish.
Yield: 2 generous servings
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How can you tell if you have a cheap doctor?
He takes Friday off to play miniature golf.
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mental_floss Blog » Killer Home Decor
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/6333
Yikes - these are real products too!
submitted by: ron_stott
HANDY HINTS
Handy Hint #1:
Washing your car? Add a teaspoon of vegetable oil
to the
bucket before you add water and soap. This will help the
soap carry away the dirt from your car's paint during the
washing process.
Handy Hint #2:
If you have compact disks that are skipping, don't throw
it Away, rub the CD with a tube of Chap Stick and wipe off
the Excess with a soft cloth.
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"To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am."
(Bernard M. Baruch)
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Dennis
Miller's Advice to Men About What Women Want
1 - Foreplay is not a privilege; it is a birthright.
2 - If you take her out to a fancy restaurant, don't try to
subtly steer her away from the lobster, Diamond Jim.
3 - Quit blowing smoke up women's asses about the sanctity
and power they possess as life givers and come up with some
decent, affordable childcare. That way, maybe poor single
mothers can go to work and get off welfare and we won't have
to listen to any more idiots in Congress blathering
about orphanages.
4 - Equal work for equal pay. Look around you at work, guys.
Look at... say Carl, the brain-dead jack-off in the cubicle
next to you. You could kill Carl, couldn't you, because he's
a slacking, worthless, toady idiot. Now, imagine making 30
percent less than Carl. Hellooo ...
5 - This is very important: during lovemaking, don't ask,
"Who's your daddy?" Even as a joke. All right? It's
not funny.
6 - When her mouth moves, pay attention, words could be
coming out. Words are kind of important.
7 - Pass a law that makes it compulsory for all over-the-
hill rock stars to have women their own age in their videos.
8 - Don't ask her if she came. You're a big boy now,
Clouseau, you should *know* if she came.
9 - Don't tell her how to merge and she won't tell you to
ask for directions.
10 - When she catches you cheating on her and she cuts off
your dick in your sleep, take it like a man.
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Click here: Daily Email Newsletter - Funniest Video of the Day
submitted by: DeVulcano
Click here: YouTube - Eliot Spitzer as Client Number Nine
Let's pick on #9 !!
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Click here: YouTube - Ellen with her Hawaii Chair
hahahaha
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Clint Eastwood once had a special security system installed in his Jeep.
The alarm issued a warning to would be intruders:
"Go ahead," it said. "Make my day."
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Horror film writer-director Eli Roth ("Hostel,"
"Grindhouse," "Cabin
Fever") says he's tired of
the horror genre and wants to direct a romantic comedy.
The
Top 14 Scary Romantic Comedies
(Part
I)
14> An Affair to Dismember
13> While You Were Sleeping With the Fishes
12> Headless in Houston
11> You Got Impaled!
10> Rotting Hill
9> It's a Wonderful Slice
8> Slay Anything
7> Four Funerals and a Funeral and Another Couple of Funerals
6> Miss Congealed Anatomy
5> Lethally Blonde
4> My Big Fat Freak Beheading
3> Bridget Jones, Die Already!
2> Ground Round Day
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Title for Eli Roth's New Movie...
1> Bloodfest at Tiffany's
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Click here: More Power to Women - 2008 Marks All-Time Highs for Female Legislators in U.S.
We're enjoying a year of firsts for women in politics, and I'm not just talking about Hillary's campaign.
About.com: http://www.womensenews.org/
Articles for and about women - Our daily lives, journalist of the month,
reader response,
and lots more
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Did you hear Tonya Harding and Michael Jackson bought Aqueduct Racetrack?
She's going to
do the handicapping and he's going to ride
the three-year-olds
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A couple traveling cross country decided to stop for a cup of coffee in a local diner somewhere in Texas.
While they were sitting at a booth near the counter sipping their coffee,
a local cowboy stumbles in and heads for the closest stool at
the counter.
As he lifts his leg over the stool, he cuts one of the loudest farts ever heard
by a human.
The tourist jumps up and yells, 'Sir, how dare you fart
before my wife!'
The cowboy stopped, tipped his hat politely and says, 'I'm awful sorry ma'am...
I didn't know we was a takin' turns.'
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Click here: 10 Sexy Things To Say - Men's Health
10 Sexy Things to Say
Talk to Her!
10 simple statements that are worth a thousand dirty pictures
Click here: What Women Want From Men - Men's Health
____
What Women Want from Men
50 Things She Wishes You Knew
Universal truths that all men should--but don't--understand
Click here: Be Her Perfect Guy - Men's Health
Click here: 5 Things You Should Never Say To A Woman - AOL Body
Women freak out. Often at you. Often for no discernible reason. You say something that you consider totally innocuous,
or even downright nice, only to find that you've offended,
enraged, or annoyed us.
Your first problem -- being attracted to women, a very weird group of people --
is not going to go away.
But here's a problem you can solve: word choice. You need to know the phrases that, once introduced to her volatile atmosphere,
will result in explosion (or quiet contempt -- no picnic either). Then you need to strike them from your vocabulary.
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After I received a call from the teacher about my seven-year-old daughter, Melissa, misbehaving in class,
Melissa and I discussed the situation. In conclusion, I asked, "Do you understand what you did wrong?"
"Yes," Melissa replied, head hanging. "I made a mistake at
school."
"And what was that?" I asked, hoping to reinforce the point.
"I told the teacher my phone number."
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The
locale was a nudist colony. The boy and the girl were strolling
through the woods. Shyly his words reached her blushing ears: "Don't
look now but I think I'm falling in love with you."
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Washington, D.C. Travel - Tips for Sightseeing, Shopping, Bars and Clubs
in Washington, D.C. - New York Times Trav
The typical list of "things to do in Washington DC" is usually
dominated by a long list of the
capital’s museum and monuments. But one of the DC-area's most unsung attractions is not man-made at all.
Great Falls - just minutes from downtown - is one of the most spectacular natural phenomenon’s anywhere!
Check out the rest at the site!
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Q: How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
A: About two - if they're thinly sliced.
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Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A: They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Q: What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes.
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Debsnewsletter - Archives
http://www.debsnewsletter.com/archives.shtml
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While waiting in line for the Tilt-A-Whirl, I overheard my two
nephews arguing. "Aunt Staci's going with me!" insisted Yoni.
"No," said his brother. She's going with me!"
Flattered at being so popular, I promised Yoni, "You and I can go
on the merry-go-round."
"But I want you on this ride," he protested.
"Why"
"Because the more weight, the faster it goes."
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The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather
dignified,well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or
early fifties.
"May I help you?" she asked.
"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you
would prefer someone else," said the madam.
"No. I must see Valerie," he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she
charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out
five thousand dollars and gave them to Valerie, and they went
upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, once more demanding to
see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two
nights in a row -- too expensive -- and there were no discounts. The
price was still $5,000.
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they
went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was
astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he
paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has ever
been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied, "South Carolina."
"Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."
"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your
sister's
attorney.
She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death, 2. Taxes, 3. Being screwed by a lawyer
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Euro Broadcasters See Cell-Phone Threat
The Associated Press -
GENEVA (AP)European broadcasters said millions of viewers could find their
TVs switched off by nearby cell phones if a UN meeting this week
goes along ...
Marketing education over a cell phone
Canada.com - Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
An inner city New York school pilot project outlined here will use
freecell phones to help persuade students that achieving in
school is a worthwhile goal. ...
Highland Park bans cell phones for drivers near
schools
Houston Chronicle - United States
AP DALLAS — Highland Park has approved a law restricting drivers from
talking on
cell phones near schools, becoming the first local government in Texas to ...
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A bloke goes into his local B & Q and orders 20,000 bricks.
"May I ask what you're building?" asks the man behind the counter.
"Yeah, it's going to be a barbecue."
"Blimey, that's a hell of a lot of bricks for one barbecue,"
"Not really; I live on the 18th floor."
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Two CPA's were returning home from a client meeting. They took
the cheapest seats on the plane so they each were occupying the
center seat on opposite sides of the aisle.
They continued their discussion of the knotty tax problem that
had been the subject of their client meeting through takeoff and
meal service.
Finally, one of the passengers in an aisle seat offered to trade
places so they could talk and he could sleep.
After switching seats, one CPA said to the other that it was the
first time a tax discussion ever kept anyone awake.
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Click here: PC World - PC World Downloads - Alice Greenfingers
We all need an escape at times, and a virtual garden is nearly as good as a real one (better, in some seasons).
The demo version of Alice Greenfingers--a simulation game from Arcade Lab—
lets you transform a plain backyard into your own pastoral paradise.
Game play is simple, requiring just a few pop-up hints to get started.
You dig in the dirt, sow seeds, and nurture your plants until they bear fruit (or flowers, or vegetables)
to sell at the farmer's market. Alice really means business; the game tells you the current demand for crops,
so you can tweak the prices of your wares and rake in the dough.
Test your skills of observation!
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During our computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for
talking to the girl sitting next to him.
"I was just asking her a question," the boy said.
"If you have a question, ask me," the teacher tersely replied.
"Okay," he answered, "Do you want to go out with me Friday
night?"
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Police in Germany say they arrested a man in a wheel chair for
breaking into a building. They say the man would have gotten away,
but they shot out his tires.
Conan O'Brien
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Not such a great day for Kiefer Sutherland. He was arrested on DUI
charges. He used the Lindsay Lohan defense: It was someone else’s
alcohol in his blood.
Craig Ferguson
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According to a
new study, a record number of babies are being
born in cars on the L, A. Freeways. The traffic is so bad that
women can't reach the hospital in time. This is the only place in
the world where you can conceive in the back seat, have the baby
in the passenger seat and die of old age in the traffic in the
driver's seat. It's the cycle of life.
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Gates emphasizes PC-phone connectivity in Windows 7 | All about Microsoft | ZDNet.com
Improved collaboration and connectivity between Windows PCs and
cell phones is going to get a major shot in the arm with Windows 7, according to Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates.
During a speech for members of the Windows Digital Lifestyle Consortium in Tokyo last week,
Gates referred a few times to Windows 7, the next version of Windows which Microsoft has said will ship in 2010.
Gates highlighted improvements to Windows 7’s lower power and memory requirements that are in the works.
But he also played up extensively during his speech the new connectivity between
mobile phones and Windows which will be introduced as part of the release.
The Windows XP SP3 doesn't really come with any major attractions, but it does include four minor
new features that improve the system's reliability and security. Contrary to popular belief,
Microsoft has been very up front about the new additions for quite some time now.
Below is a list of the new features you can expect to find in the Windows XP SP3.
They are as follows:
Network Access Protection Compatibility –
This one was actually announced a few years ago, but it's just now making its debut.
This new feature allows XP machines to interact with the NAP application in Windows Server 2008.
That functionality is built into the RTM version of Windows Vista as well.
Keyless Product Install –
As with Windows Vista, the new XP SP3 install can be done without entering in a product key code during the setup.
Kernel Mode Cryptographics Module –
This is a new kernel module that, according to Microsoft, "encapsulates several different cryptographic algorithms."
"Black Hole" Router Detection Algorithm –
With this, XP gains the ability to ignore network routers that incorrectly drop certain kinds of network packets.
This is also a feature in Windows Vista.
There you have it. As you can see, the new features aren't anything out of the ordinary or overly dramatic,
but that's what Microsoft promised. And let's face it, it's kind of nice that way, don't you think?
Either way, I hope you enjoy your new XP SP3!
~ Ramachandran Kumaraswami
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When a woman
called 911 complaining of difficulty breathing, Glenn,
and his partner, both EMT's rushed to her home.
Glenn placed a sensor on her finger to measure her pulse and blood
oxygen. Then he began to gather her information. "What's your
age?" he asked.
"Fifty-eight," answered the patient, eyeing the beeping device on
her finger. "What does that do?"
"It's a lie detector," said Glenn with a straight face. "Now,
what did you say your age was?"
"Sixty-seven," answered the woman sheepishly.
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Son asked his mother the following question:
"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and
replies,
"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
"Son, all household appliances come in white"
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The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle
of the night.
"Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught young
mother. "My child has swallowed a contraceptive."
The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door,
the phone rang again.
"You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh
of
relief. "My husband just found another one."
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Tom Waits - Biography and Profile of Singer-Songwriter Tom Waits
Biography and recommended CD's by this artist
Alternative Jazz -- Notable Releases from 2007 by About.com
Many great musicians around the world are recording music in the jazz
tradition,
yet at the same time are experimenting with innovative sounds like electric instruments,
rock rhythms, and remixed rap beats. Rather than presenting these works with the usual orthodox releases,
I've put
together a list of noteworthy alternative jazz records from this
past year.
One Hit Wonders: Songs
& Artists Quiz
One hit wonders' careers may be short, but their hits live forever...as trivia! Test your one hit wonder trivia IQ.
Can you match these one hit wonder songs and artists?
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According to The Wall Street Journal, Botox hit a billion dollars
in sales last year. A billion dollars! Of course, the Botox people
are thrilled. You couldn't tell by looking at their faces, but
they were.
Jay Leno
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GRILLED
CORN ON THE COB
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INGREDIENTS:
4 to 6 fresh ears of corn
2 tablespoons margarine or butter
2 teaspoons lemon juice
1 teaspoon snipped fresh thyme (or 1/4 tsp if dried, crushed)
salt and pepper to taste
DIRECTIONS:
Peel husks back, but do not remove. Using a stiff brush or
your fingers, remove silk from corn. Pull husks back up
around corn. In a large saucepan or container, cover corn
(husks on) with cold water. Soak for at least 1 hour. Drain,
shaking corn to remove excess water. Cover corn as much as
possible with husks. If necessary, tie the tips of the husks
together with wet kitchen string. Grill corn (with husks) on
an uncovered grill directly over medium-hot coals about 25
minutes or till tender, turning several times. Carefully
remove the husks and strings. Meanwhile, in a small saucepan
combine margarine or butter, lemon juice, and thyme. Heat on
the grill or stovetop till margarine is melted. Brush mixture
over the corn before serving and look out!
YIELD: 4 to 6 side-dish servings
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Mexico's tequila industry has launched a program to warn the public
that counterfeiters are selling home brew that can cause sudden
dizziness, unconsciousness, blindness and even death.
Like that isn't that what tequila is for?
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Personas (xpi), from Mozilla - Free Downloads on ZDNet | Shareware,
Trialware, Evaluation
Software
Personals for Firefox is an extension that adds lightweight theming to your
browser. And all you need to do is look for the one that best suits your
preferences. Personas is a prototype that builds upon the ideas that: Themes
today are too hard to find, install and use; Graphic designers should be able to
style the browser without having to code; Browsers can be more than just desktop
software, they
can include online components; People just want their computer to be a
little more fun and personal.
My Lockbox (exe), from FSPro Labs - Free Downloads on ZDNet | Shareware,
Trialware, Evaluation Software
My Lockbox is a freeware software application that allows you to
password protect whatever file on your computer. The protected folder (lockbox) is hidden from any user and
application of your system, including Administrator and System itself. It is impossible to access the lockbox not only from the
local computer,
but also from the net. The program is extremely easy to use.
ooVoo - Free Video Conferencing and Video Messaging
http://www.oovoo.com/
ooVoo is the next evolution in online communication — a remarkably
easy way to have a face-to-face video conversation with friends,
family or colleagues, no matter where they are in the
world.
ooVoo is remarkably easy to use: easy to download, easy to install, and
best of all:
it's FREE!
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The patient shook his head gingerly as he slowly regained
consciousness.
"Well, Doc..." he asked, "tell me was the operation a
success?"
"Sorry, son," was the reply. "I'm afraid I'm not your doctor,
I'm Saint Peter."
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The Top 7 Signs She Intends to Finish Those Fries
7> She drew a line across the table and emits a low, guttural
growl whenever your hand crosses it.
6> She's leaning on her elbows over her fries, shovelling
fistfuls of them into her gob while eyeballing your onion rings.
5> Her gargantuan shadow has started growling at you.
4> The drop cloth, #220 sandpaper, natural-bristle brush and can
of Minwax she's assembled around her plate.
3> She put the ketchup ON the fries instead of NEXT to the fries. Bitch.
2> She's starved herself for the last five months to fit into the
wedding dress, and this is the first day back from the
honeymoon.
and the Number 1 Sign She Intends to Finish Those Fries...
1> I didn't even know Lee *made* press-on retractable claws.
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Just when you
get really good at something, you won't
need to do it anymore.
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submitted by: sammy562
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San Francisco
has become the first US city to pay for civil employees'
sex change operations.
The rest rooms at San Francisco's City Hall are now labeled
"Men,"
"Women" and "Patent Pending."
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Q: What is the smallest hotel in the world ?
A: It's Vagina Inn because it can only accommodate 1
standing occupant who must leave his 2 bags outside!
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"Well, the big story in the presidential campaign is how much money Hillary Clinton raised.
She raised 26 million in the first quarter, and then shifted $10 million she had left over from her
Senate race for a total of $36 million. In fact Hillary Clinton has so much money now, John Kerry is hitting on her."
Jay Leno
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"California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he is going to appear on the show 'Pimp My Ride.'
This is of course great news for fans of the show, but bad news for the guy who does the closed captioning."
Conan O'Brien
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"Charles Simonyi became the latest billionaire to go into space with the Russians. He's Martha Stewart's boyfriend.
If I was Martha Stewart's boyfriend I'd be going too."
Craig Ferguson
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PC World - Disaster! How to Retrieve a Lost Windows
Password
Even though it can be difficult to retrieve a lost password, it can be done.
PC World guides you through a number of approaches to solve your problem.
PC World - Disaster! How to Retrieve a Deleted File
http://www.pcworld.com/video/id,520-page,2-bid,4/video.html
If you've deleted a critical file for which you have no backup, there's a good
chance it's recoverable even if it's no longer in the Windows Recycle Bin. Check
out our tips for using Undelete tools, Vista's Shadow Copy feature, and more.
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What Shakespeare Really Meant
While Shakespeare was a very wise man.
But you'd never know it because he used such
fancy-schmancy words. Now our crack team
of cunning linguists has translated
a number of Shakespeare' s quotes into modern
day English. It's about time we were all able to
enjoy the wit and wisdom of this oddly groomed scribe.
Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin, as self-neglecting.
Translation: We should masturbate more.
The weakest kind of fruit drops earliest to the ground.
Translation: Only fight sissies.
Great floods have flown from simple sources.
Translation: Never have sex with your girlfriend
during her period.
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
Translation: Let's kill all the lawyers. Really.
Be to yourself as you would to your friend.
Translation: It's OK to sleep with your sister
because your friend sure would.
Is the jay more precious than the lark because
his feathers are more beautiful?
Translation: Good-looking strippers get bigger tips.
Have patience, and endure.
Translation: Use one of those numbing creams if
you have to. Or try wearing five condoms at once.
I can express no kinder sign of love than this kind kiss.
Translation: First base is better than striking out altogether.
Men at some time are masters of their fate.
Translation: Get married and you're screwed.
They that thrive well take counsel of their friends.
Translation: If your drinking buddies say she's really a
man, listen to them.
That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, if
with his tongue he cannot win a woman.
Translation: If you're desperate to impress her, you
can always resort to oral sex.
O, flatter me, for love delights in praises.
Translation: Honesty isn't necessarily the best policy
when it comes to penis size.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Translation: When dumping someone, always wear a
protective cup.
I'll note you in my book of memory.
Translation: Don't expect me to call the day after.
Alas, poor world, what treasure hast thou lost.
Translation: Lap dances have actually been outlawed
in some parts of the country.
Love's gentle spring doth always fresh remain.
Translation: With a little help from our friends at Massengill,
that is.
Praising what is lost, makes the remembrance dear.
Translation: When you're telling your buddies about your
conquests, exaggerate. A lot.
'Tis better to be brief than tedious.
Translation: Nooners rock.
My endeavors have ever come too short of my desires.
Translation: You've never had twins and you never will.
Get over it.
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Oil Filters
It’s hard to give a specific time or mileage figure because the life of the
filter depends on how much crud it ingests.
A filter that lasts 20,000 or even 30,000 miles on a vehicle that’s driven mostly on expressways may last only a
month or two in a rural setting where the vehicle is driven frequently on gravel roads.
Changing it annually or every 15,000 miles for preventative maintenance may be a good recommendation for the city driver,
but not its country cousin.
Regardless of the mileage or time, a filter should be replaced before it
reaches the point where it creates a significant restriction to airflow. But
when exactly that point is reached is subject to opinion.
A slightly dirty filter actually cleans more efficiently than a brand new filter.
That’s because the debris trapped by the filter element helps screen out smaller particles that try to get through.
But eventually every filter reaches the point where it causes enough of a pressure drop to restrict airflow. Fuel
economy, performance and emissions begin to deteriorate and get progressively worse until the dirty filter is replaced.
Many heavy-duty trucks have a "restriction" meter on the air filter housing that
signals when the
filter is dirty enough to need replacing. But lacking such a device, the
best you can do is guess.
Removing the filter and holding it up to a light will show you how dirty it is.
If it’s really caked with dirt,
it obviously needs to be replaced. Trying to shake or blow the dirt out is a
waste of time because too much of it will be embedded in the filter fibers.
NOTE: Many filters that appear to be dirty are in fact still good and do not really need to be replaced.
So it’s up to you. If you think it’s dirty, replace it. If you don’t think it’s dirty enough to need replacing, then don’t.
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Realizing that I needed a new car, recently I went to a car dealership to look at the new hybrids.
When they found out that I didn't qualify for the loan, they sold me a lo-brid. I love the way it pedals!!
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A policeman sends his wife and
kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel.
As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love to his wife and
gave her "the look".
Whispering under her breath, the wife says "No darling, we
can't do it here, our kid is watching!"
Husband replies, "You're right, lets go to the beach."
After a while they make their way to the beach, they start to make love on an
empty beach.
All of a sudden, a policeman walks up to them. "Put your cloths on
immediately, shame on you, you can't do that in public!"
Embarrassed, the husband admits "You are right, but I had a moment of
weakness.
We hadn't seen each other for an
entire week. Now, I'm a policeman too, and it would be very embarrassing if you
fine me."
The cop thought for a second and said "Don't worry... you are a colleague
and it is your first time.
But this is the third time I caught this bitch making love on this beach in the last week and she will have to pay."
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Heart
And Soul
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The Top 16 Possible Titles for the New Indiana Jones Movie
16> Indiana Jones and the Ravages of Time
15> Indiana Jones and the Curse of Owmyback
14> Indiana Jones and the Giant Rolling Ball of Centrum
13> Indiana Jones and the Wince-Inducing Colonoscopy
12> Indiana Jones and the Nice Warm Sitz Bath
11> Indiana Jones and the Temple of Spielberg's Mother's Rabbi
Which Must Need a New Roof or Something
10> Indiana Jones vs. the Childproof Geritol Bottle
9> Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Enlarging Prostate
8> Indiana Jones and the Exhausting Bus Trip to Branson
7> Indiana Jones and the Very Sensible Health Insurance Plan
Touted by Wilford Brimley
6> Indiana Jones and the Hey, Wanna See Some Pictures of
My Grandkids?
5> Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Special -- of DOOM!
4> Indiana Jones and the Porcelain Throne
3> Indiana Jones and the Neighborhood Terror cyclist Nazis
Who WON'T STAY OUT OF MY GODDAMN TULIP BEDS!!
2> Indiana Jones and the Titanium Hip
and Topfive.com's Number
1 Possible
Title for the New Indiana Jones
Movie...
1> Indiana Jones and the Temple of Prunes
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Some
people eat from the three basic food groups - canned, frozen
and take out.
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PESTO
CREAM VEGGIE DIP
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
INGREDIENTS:
1 (7 ounce) container prepared Pesto with Basil
4 ounces cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup sour cream
2 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese
DIRECTIONS:
Place pesto, cream cheese, sour cream and Parmesan
cheese in food processor or blender; cover. Process
until creamy and chill until ready to serve.
Yield: 1 2/3 cups
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Lewis
walks into a psychologist's office wearing a dancer's tutu with a
parrot on his head and a cocktail onion stuffed up each nostril.
The psychologist, humoring him, asks, "What seems to be the problem?"
Lewis answers, "Well, Doc, I'm worried about my brother..."
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Why did the Pole buy his wife a wig?
He heard that she was getting balled at the office.
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Poolside Pleasure
Scale ingredients to servings
1 can beer
6 oz light rum
1 can frozen limeade concentrate
Take 1 can of frozen limeade and let defrost, then pour into a pitcher.
Add one can of any beer,
then fill the
limeade can with light rum (6 oz.) and add that as well. Stir and pour over
ice.
Desperado
Scale ingredients to servings
1/2 pint beer
1/4 pint tequila
1/4 pint limeade
Half fill a pint glass with beer. Add the tequila, then top off with limeade,
and serve.
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Because I am a Man...
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle
with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we
call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.
Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will
pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking
at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I
used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers
and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then
drink beer.
Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring
me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never
get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't a problem.
Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic
groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected
to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I
know, these
are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect
me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product" is
a euphemism.
Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working,
I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just
cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has
to put it back together.
Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control
in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced,
I may miss a whole show looking for it ( though one time I was
able to survive by holding a calculator ).
Because I'm a man, I don't think we're all that lost, and no, I
don't think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you
listen to a complete stranger? I mean, how could he know where
we're going?
Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking
about. The answer is always either sex or football. I have to make
up something else when you ask, so don't.
Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have
your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think
about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for
Mother's Day is okay, I don't need to see it. And don't forget to
pick up something for my mother, too.
Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the
movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.
Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought
what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair
of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it---looks fine. Your hair
is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2008, I will
share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the
cooking, the gardening, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the
dishes, and I'll do the rest.
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Welcome to Kijiji United States! Your local and free
classifieds site.
Here you can buy and sell new or used goods,
look for a car or job, find local events, meet local people and lots more.
And you can do it all for free!
Click
here: Online Word Processor - Zoho Writer
It’s easy to understand why Microsoft Word is the most popular word-processing program.
It offers advanced features that you won’t find in many other
programs.
But, Word does have its disadvantages. For many people, the price tag
puts it out of reach.
Other people want a program they can access from anywhere” without toting
a laptop.
Many also want the ability to store and share documents
online.
Well, Zoho Writer might just be the answer. This is a free Web-based
word-processing program.
You can upload documents from Word and OpenOffice.
You can store and share your documents with others.
For example, you can invite a co-worker to help you work on a
document.
Zoho Writer also offers advanced features. It may not rival Word.
But you’ll probably find all the features you need!
This Web site is really cute and I know you're going to have a ton of fun with it!
This site allows you to upload one of your photos and then make it into a Polaroid style with text.
And did I mention it's extremely easy to use? First, you click the Choose button and select a photo from
your computer that you want to Polaroid-ize! Once you’ve done that, select a Polaroid frame you’d like to use.
I like the ones that are set off at an angle.
Click here: MagMyPic - Fake Magazine Covers with your Photo!
Neat -- upload your picture on a magazine cover~
Click here: PC World - Google's Top 17 Easter Eggs, Gags, and Hoaxes
Google's Top 17
Easter Eggs, Gags, and Hoaxes
Google makes your life easier with great search, but did you also know it's
loaded with pranks, goofs, and put-ons? We show you the best of the bunch.
Click here: FACEinHOLE.com - Who do
you want to be today?
NOW YOU CAN INSERT YOUR OWN MESSAGES
When you was just starting to have a blast with FACEinHOLE.com
we now invented a way to make it even more fun –
comic like balloons where you can write custom messages to
your friends!
Go on and try it right now!
Click here: Drop.io: Simple Private Exchange
Drop.io enables you to create simple private exchange points called "drops."
The service has no email signup and no "accounts." Each drop is private, and only as accessible as you choose to deliberately make it.
Create multiple drops, add any type of media, and share or subscribe as you want.
To make a drop just click the big red button that says 'drop it' (more)
Craigslist fires back at eBay; Bogus Google ads to Kijiji alleged | Between the Lines | ZDNet.com
Craigslist has filed its response to eBay’s lawsuit and the company hits back hard. Craigslist alleges that eBay participated in
everything from unlawful and unfair competition, false advertising,
business interference and even phishing attacks.
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Hello my sex
pot," breathed the obscene phone caller.
" I know you are the hottest woman in Dallas. If you
can guess what's in my hand, I'll give you a piece
of the action."
"Listen Dude," drawled the lil' Texas lady, "If y'all
can hold it in one hand, I ain't the least bit interested!"
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The Top 9
Differences If Lawyers Ran Beauty Pageants
9> After the appeals process ran its course, Miss America 2008
would finally be crowned in June 2013.
8> Contestants would have to provide all answers to judge's
questions in IRAC format.
7> The runner up Miss Alabama did a fantastic dance routine but
the winner Miss New York dazzled the judges with her talent
for tabulating billable hours.
6> The dollar amount of all scholarships awarded would be
divisible by three.
5> The contestants would all have a duty to disclose, and the
ratings would go through the roof.
4> Each contestant would be allowed to remove a member of the judging panel.
3> The swimsuit competition is replaced by the pantsuit competition.
2> Miss Teen South Carolina would be permitted to substitute her
answer nunc pro tunc.
and the Number 1 Difference If Lawyers Ran Beauty Pageants...
1> Younger contestants would do all the work, but the older
contestants would take the crown.
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It looked like
the car was stranded on a lonely road, so the farmer
pulled up along side and asked, "What's the matter? Out of gas?"
"No," came the answer from the guy inside.
"Engine trouble?"
"No."
"Tire down?"
"No, didn't have to."
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Two guys in a
bar are talking about their wives.
"My wife is mad at me again," says the first.
"Why?"
"I was bombed at the bar across the street last night. And she came
looking for me."
"What'd you do?"
"I asked her for her phone number."
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PC World - Analyze Your PC's Security
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Follow our easy step-by-step guide to locking down your Windows computer
"Firewalls & Ad Blockers That Work":
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unwanted access to your PC.
No one should
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Browse Security Apps:
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best prices on popular security suites.
Visit PCW Shop & Compare
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The Policeman
recently stopped a woman for exceeding the
posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.
She said, "I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya
from the Republic of Uzbekistan visiting my daughter in
Tallahassee."
The cop put away his summons book and pen, and said,
"Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."
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The Top Features of a Car Designed for Women
10. Dashboard prominently features a digital biological clock.
9. Console has special compartment for all that "junk" you would
normally have to stick in the bottom of your purse.
8. Like dry cleaning, car wash costs 50 percent more than the
men's version.
7. Vehicle comes in petite, junior, and full-figured sizes.
6. Vanity mirror on visor also has button for a "dash" of extra
hair spray when needed.
5. Cigarette lighter replaced by a hole that allows driver to
insert fingers one at a time for "instant" manicure on the go.
4. Audio command "Sit down and shut up" prompts seat belts to
automatically wrap around kids and hold them snugly in their seats
when vehicle is placed in gear.
3. OnStar system equipped with a special panic button that locates
the nearest chocolate retailer.
2. A simple controller switch adjusts gas/brake pedal positions
for flats, office heels or soccer mom sneakers.
and the Number 1 Feature of a Car Designed for Women...
1. Fake steering wheel and pedals on the passenger side so, as
in every other aspect of the marriage, hubby can pretend *he's*
in control.
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submitted by: OVILAFB
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The Cat Show opened in Madison Square Garden. One thousand cats
arrived, and when that happened, that thing on Donald Trump's head
arched its back and hissed.
David Letterman
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Now that he's won the Nobel Prize, Al Gore has a huge, international
platform to fight global warming. Kind of sad . . . today he
stepped onto that platform and it collapsed.
Jay Leno
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Rapture
by Susan Minot
Using a single interlude “a brief encounter of old lovers; two bodies
entwined on a bed at midday“
Minot defines the distance that erupts at what seems to be the height of connection,
as well as the extent to which the senses deceive, and the intensely private eroticism
of fantasy and the imagination. Minot's lovers are mesmerizing in their individual journey’s“ one
moving toward a kind of holy consummation, the other toward abnegation and blank despair.
This is the wayward history of their efforts to make contact with each
other while deluding themselves about the nature of the contact they're making.
Graphic, erotic, provocative, Rapture is a meditation on romantic love,
sex, and their reflections in the life of the mind
This is one of those books that a lot of people might like - it's well
written and definitely a page-turner
in that I felt compelled to see what each person was going to think
next. But in the end I
was pretty disgusted by the male character so if left me with a bland
feeling. Not a great
read by any means but it wasn't all that bad either.
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Abigail van Buren, better known as Dear Abby, says she's for gay
marriage . . . Dear Abby has come out for gay marriage. Which
came as a tremendous shock to gay people - they had no idea she
was still alive.
Jay Leno
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Surfing Securely with Safari in Mac OS X - For Dummies
If you're surfing the Internet with Safari, you need to consider security, both against outside intrusion
from the Internet and prying eyes around your Mac. Protecting your privacy is of utmost importance.
Although diminutive, the tiny padlock icon that appears in the top-right corner of the Safari window when
you're connected to a secure Web site means a great deal!
A secure site encrypts the information that you send and receive, making it much harder for those of
unscrupulous ideals to obtain things like credit-card numbers and personal information.
Yes, there are such things as bad cookies
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Big day - the Dalai Lama visited at the White
House. He rang the
doorbell and Bush answered and said, "Oh, let me get some candy."
David Letterman
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Earlier this year, Al Gore won an Emmy and an Oscar. Now that
he has won the Nobel Peace Prize, some people say he may run
for president. Gore says he's not even thinking about running
for president because he's thinking about the Heisman trophy.
Conan O'Brien
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submitted by: KP1983
Visit with Santa Claus at northpole.com
http://www.northpole.com/Kitchen/Cookbook/rec0204.html
Gooey butter cake
http://www.northpole.com/Kitchen/Cookbook/rec0299.html
German chocolate upside down cake
http://www.northpole.com/Kitchen/Cookbook/rec0275.html
Hot fudge pudding cake
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The
Chicago Sun-Times reported Monday that Dick Cheney is Barack
Obama's ninth cousin. So he has a gay daughter and a black cousin.
Who would have thought that the vice president who decides to get
into the Democratic race at the last minute would be Dick Cheney?
Argus Hamilton
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Good old days when everyone could afford a hotel
Here!
West Virginian dream date!
Here!
Not a morning person
Here!
Drawing your mom!
Here!
Wrong mouse
Here!
What Viagra Does To Women
Here
Mr. Winkey disappears
Here!
Ho!! Fred!!
Here!
musical chairs for adults!
Here!
musical faces for adults!
Here!
Which head really leads him?
Here!
Dude, we totally forgot
Here!
your gonna get it
Here!
not the ride they expected...
Here!
GET IN HERE!
Here!
You sound cross today snookums....
Here!
X T R A N A U G H T Y
No Ball Playing
Fresh Pussy
Beach Day
Curly Fan
Hottie
We Love
Jenna!
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Rockin' and Rollin' makes no endorsement or warranty,
expressed or implied, with regard
to featured products or services. Results may vary based on
operating
systems and other variables beyond our control
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Another issue on it's way to YOU! and another one already in the
making!
So meet us back
here next week, same time - same place
but remember, no matter where you are or what you are doing,
never,
ever,
EVER
forget to
keep on
rockin'
it's a state of
mind
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